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MOVE OVER MONA LISA  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
7/17/2015 8:40 am
MOVE OVER MONA LISA





I’ve taken up a new hobby since the sun has been shining. I’m now an artist, a sunburn artist.

A lot of people are taking up this hobby but it takes a lot of practice. It took me five attempts to make a masterpiece - see the images below of my five attempts.

It’s all about control. I overdid it for the first two attempts, but at the third attempt I started to get control of the sunburn.

At my fourth and fifth attempts, there are signs that I’ve become quite an accomplished sunburn artist. It helps because I tan and burn quite easily in the sun especially with no suntan lotion.

Earlier this week, Le Louvre has asked me to stand, as a piece of installation art, next to Leonardo da Vinci’s Mona Lisa painting. The Louvre offered me €1,000 a day to pose next to its famous painting.

Despite the widespread critical acclaim showered on Mona Lisa, I turned down the Louvre’s offer.

I felt that Leonardo da Vinci hadn’t suffered when painting his masterpiece unlike the suffering endured in creating my masterpiece. Unlike that da Vinci upstart, I suffer for my art!


How easy do you tan or burn in the sun?
What do you prefer, Leonardo da Vinci’s or my Mona Lisa?
Do you think Mona Lisa is smiling?


Though good, I think the Mona Lisa is over-rated. There’s no sunburn on her body!













sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
7/17/2015 8:53 am

How easy do you tan or burn in the sun? When I was younger I had some really bad burns. Now I don't burn much anymore. I always use sun screen.
What do you prefer, Leonardo da Vinci’s or my Mona Lisa? Mona Lisa
Do you think Mona Lisa is smiling? oh yes they say she always is.. hugsssssssssss V

Have a great weekend!

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lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
7/17/2015 9:29 am

How easy do you tan or burn in the sun?
I burn so fast, my eye lids would burn when I blink if I wasn't wearing sunglasses!
What do you prefer, Leonardo da Vinci’s or my Mona Lisa?
Leonardo's......only because that other one's NOT yours!
Do you think Mona Lisa is smiling?
Of course she's smilin'......Leonardo was nude when he painted her!


pal334 69M  
45821 posts
7/17/2015 9:33 am

How easy do you tan or burn in the sun? I burn very quickly, but my face , neck, arms and legs do tan . I Am always careful to have her keep up with lotion applications though
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What do you prefer, Leonardo da Vinci’s or my Mona Lisa? I like your version

Do you think Mona Lisa is smiling? a new toy?

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NaughtyInSO 113F
9755 posts
7/17/2015 10:25 am

How easy do you tan or burn in the sun? Instantaneously. I try to avoid sun as much as I can and use 100 spf sunblock.

What do you prefer, Leonardo da Vinci’s or my Mona Lisa? I always prefer classics.

Do you think Mona Lisa is smiling? Not really.

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nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
7/17/2015 10:57 am

How easy do you tan or burn in the sun? I don't burn, I just get very dark
What do you prefer, Leonardo da Vinci’s or my Mona Lisa? Yours of course!!
Do you think Mona Lisa is smiling? I think she's grinning rather than smiling

WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
7/17/2015 1:50 pm

I burn very easily having really fair skin so I wear sunblock most of the time.

Mona Lisa is real....the rest are NOT you.

Of course she's smiling!!! She's on your blog.


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Gntillhom 68M
5906 posts
7/17/2015 1:51 pm

1 - I tan easily, no need of sun screen, due to my italian ancestors. Not Leonardo, he was a fag.

2 - The marvel in la Joconde is the landscape behind her. Leonardo's beats easily yous on this behalf.

3 - Aaahh, the mystery of the smile ... bullshit ! If she doesn't show her teeth, it's because they were rotten !
Dentists in these times were inept, and didn't practice anesthesia.


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
7/17/2015 1:58 pm

How easy do you tan or burn in the sun?
I tan pretty quickly, but if I'm not careful I will burn at first.

What do you prefer, Leonardo da Vinci’s or my Mona Lisa?
I hate to let you down, Spunky...

Do you think Mona Lisa is smiling?
Well, she WAS....

I think this is the most beautiful Mona Lisa- Mona Lisa Vito.

[image]

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veryfunnycple64 60M/60F
21770 posts
7/17/2015 10:02 pm

How easy do you tan or burn in the sun?
I tan easily and I can burn but I work hard not too!

What do you prefer, Leonardo da Vinci’s or my Mona Lisa?
LOL...seen the "real" one up close at the Louvre in Paris (maybe I did it was hard to tell because the real is behind thick class and you can't get close). Yours looks up close and personal! Thus, no brainer for me....yours hands down!

Do you think Mona Lisa is smiling?
She has a smirk....is that a smile?

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
7/27/2015 3:43 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    How easy do you tan or burn in the sun? When I was younger I had some really bad burns. Now I don't burn much anymore. I always use sun screen.
    What do you prefer, Leonardo da Vinci’s or my Mona Lisa? Mona Lisa
    Do you think Mona Lisa is smiling? oh yes they say she always is.. hugsssssssssss V

    Have a great weekend!
I think Mona Lisa is smiling too!
Sorry for the delay in replying; I've got a little behind!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
7/27/2015 3:43 am

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    How easy do you tan or burn in the sun?
    I burn so fast, my eye lids would burn when I blink if I wasn't wearing sunglasses!
    What do you prefer, Leonardo da Vinci’s or my Mona Lisa?
    Leonardo's......only because that other one's NOT yours!
    Do you think Mona Lisa is smiling?
    Of course she's smilin'......Leonardo was nude when he painted her!
Sunburnt eyelids would not be good!
Sorry for the delay in replying; I've got a little behind!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
7/27/2015 3:45 am

    Quoting pal334:
    How easy do you tan or burn in the sun? I burn very quickly, but my face , neck, arms and legs do tan . I Am always careful to have her keep up with lotion applications though
    [image]

    What do you prefer, Leonardo da Vinci’s or my Mona Lisa? I like your version

    Do you think Mona Lisa is smiling? a new toy?
Having a helper to apply the suntan lotion is always a smart move!
Sorry for the delay in replying; I've got a little behind!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
7/27/2015 3:46 am

    Quoting NaughtyInSO:
    How easy do you tan or burn in the sun? Instantaneously. I try to avoid sun as much as I can and use 100 spf sunblock.

    What do you prefer, Leonardo da Vinci’s or my Mona Lisa? I always prefer classics.

    Do you think Mona Lisa is smiling? Not really.
I'm not a sun-worshipper either; a couple of my holidays have been spolit by sunburn!
Sorry for the delay in replying; I've got a little behind!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
7/27/2015 3:47 am

    Quoting  :

I'm always going to put down a beach towel, as a sweage protector, before lying on the sand now!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
7/27/2015 3:48 am

    Quoting nightsoul1962:
    How easy do you tan or burn in the sun? I don't burn, I just get very dark
    What do you prefer, Leonardo da Vinci’s or my Mona Lisa? Yours of course!!
    Do you think Mona Lisa is smiling? I think she's grinning rather than smiling
You are very lucky not to burn. Going dark looks sexy!
Sorry for the delay in replying; I've got a little behind!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
7/27/2015 3:49 am

    Quoting joisygirl:
    Sunninc, bitest thine tongue, or bedder yet, allow me to bite it for you. Von't hurt hardly et all.

    Ah yes, your arrt is wery beauutiful dahlinc. Howeber, I avoidt di sun et all cousts. Lest time I was sunninc I got such a wery baad burrn, almost burninc to krrisp vas wery baad, cllose call. Now I only go mooninc, neber eber sunninc, no sun bathinc only moon bathinc.

    Es a prrecaution I only eber go out efter darrk. Sunninc? Ah, maybe, hmm, with ah, 550 sunscreen possible, but not likely.

    How easy do you tan or burn in the sun? do you haf to esk?
    What do you prefer, Leonardo da Vinci’s or my Mona Lisa? Oh Leonardo, how I miss him, but Mona she vas beetch. Ah mordtalz dey neber lest wery lonc and den you know a gurl getz hungry time to time. Dat time of month, full moon you know, hard to fight dee cravincz den so who could blame? Your Mona or sun's Mona, I think sun is make art, not you Hugh dahlinc, but I still luf you.
    Do you think Mona Lisa is smiling? Who can tell with such a beetch. I don't gif a good f*ck. Forgedt Mona already, vill you?

    Here is a picture vhen I vas caught out in dee sunlight and was gettinc sunburninc, I vas wery llucky dat time.
You must be the long lost Countess Dracula!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
7/27/2015 3:50 am

    Quoting joisygirl:
    Ah mortalz, vell done, just dey vay I like dem. Krispy skin, mm..

    who doesn't like skin, yummy...
Sorry for the delay in replying; I've got a little behind!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
7/27/2015 3:51 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    I burn very easily having really fair skin so I wear sunblock most of the time.

    Mona Lisa is real....the rest are NOT you.

    Of course she's smiling!!! She's on your blog.

You've blown my cover!
Sorry for the delay in replying; I've got a little behind!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
7/27/2015 3:52 am

    Quoting Gntillhom:
    1 - I tan easily, no need of sun screen, due to my italian ancestors. Not Leonardo, he was a fag.

    2 - The marvel in la Joconde is the landscape behind her. Leonardo's beats easily yous on this behalf.

    3 - Aaahh, the mystery of the smile ... bullshit ! If she doesn't show her teeth, it's because they were rotten !
    Dentists in these times were inept, and didn't practice anesthesia.
I hope you blog about Leonardo da Vinci's faggish tendencies!
Sorry for the delay in replying; I've got a little behind!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
7/27/2015 4:03 am

    Quoting kzoopair:
    How easy do you tan or burn in the sun?
    I tan pretty quickly, but if I'm not careful I will burn at first.

    What do you prefer, Leonardo da Vinci’s or my Mona Lisa?
    I hate to let you down, Spunky...

    Do you think Mona Lisa is smiling?
    Well, she WAS....

    I think this is the most beautiful Mona Lisa- Mona Lisa Vito.

    [image]
Mona Lisa Vito definitely beats the original Mona Lisa!
Sorry for the delay in replying; I've got a little behind!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
7/27/2015 4:04 am

    Quoting  :

Mona Lisa should be okay if she needs to pee as there's loads of toilets in the Louvre!
Sorry for the delay in replying; I've got a little behind!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
7/27/2015 4:05 am

    Quoting veryfunnycple64:
    How easy do you tan or burn in the sun?
    I tan easily and I can burn but I work hard not too!

    What do you prefer, Leonardo da Vinci’s or my Mona Lisa?
    LOL...seen the "real" one up close at the Louvre in Paris (maybe I did it was hard to tell because the real is behind thick class and you can't get close). Yours looks up close and personal! Thus, no brainer for me....yours hands down!

    Do you think Mona Lisa is smiling?
    She has a smirk....is that a smile?
I'm pleased you prefer my Mona Lisa!
Sorry for the delay in replying; I've got a little behind!


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
7/27/2015 9:29 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    Mona Lisa Vito definitely beats the original Mona Lisa!
    Sorry for the delay in replying; I've got a little behind!
I think you do yourself an injustice. I looked at your profile- first time ever- and I think you have a very respectable behind. And you still have a nice fat dick. Remember, it's a prize winner!

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
7/27/2015 9:47 am

    Quoting kzoopair:
    I think you do yourself an injustice. I looked at your profile- first time ever- and I think you have a very respectable behind. And you still have a nice fat dick. Remember, it's a prize winner!
That prize is the biggest achievement of my life!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
7/27/2015 11:18 pm

    Quoting joisygirl:
    Oh do not worry about it. Little behinds are nice too, besides, you more than make up for it in front! xo
It's probably best I don't get a big behind over my replies!


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