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STUART VALENTINO WENT TOO FAR
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STUART VALENTINO WENT TOO FAR     As a drunken prank, Stuart Valentino tattooed himself. Using a tattoo gun given to him by his wife Samantha, he tattooed a six-and-a-half inch cock on his left thigh - see above. He had the tattoo done because his wife kept calling him a dickhead! Married for two years, Stuart Valentino and his wife recently planned a holiday with their Ayla. In Stuart Valentino’s words: “We’d just begun taking Ayla swimming, and I could no longer go because it looked as though my penis was poking out. We wanted a holiday, but it would stick out of my shorts. We argued non-stop. Finally, Samantha said she couldn’t take it any longer and ditched me. “Id no idea a joke could ruin my life. I’ve been a dickhead. I’ve a constant reminder poking out of my shorts every day of how stupid I’ve been.” I felt slightly sorry for Stuart Valentino being dumped by his wife as it was clearly a prank that went wrong, that he can get his cock tattoo tattooed over, and that his wife had given him the tattoo gun as a present. But then I read that Stuart has form! On YouTube he posted regular videos of his pranks. One video shows his wife vomiting after he’s eaten fake cat poo. Another video sees him draw a monkey’s face on Samantha’s bum while she’s asleep. And another video shows Stuart slapping family members with a fish! Do you feel sorry for Stuart Valentino? How many tattoos adorn your body? Before passing judgement on Stuart Valentino, I feel it’s only fair to post some photos below of Samantha (who is clearly no Everyone Loves Raymond fan, her grandmother and four of her ex-boyfriends. I think Stuart’s tattoo seems quite tame now! Samantha, take Stuart back! I have no tattoos and have no plans for tattoos!       |
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Do you feel sorry for Stuart Valentino? No way.. He did go too far on this one. How many tattoos adorn your body? none. hugssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Do you feel sorry for Stuart Valentino? Not especially, but I don't really care a hell of a lot either. I was more than a little suspicious when I learned that he and Sam had been married in 2013. It took her two years of marriage and however long dating to decide he was a dickhead? More than one poor choice has been made here. How many tattoos adorn your body? No tattoos. I don't even have any birthmarks.  Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Do you feel sorry for Stuart Valentino? Very difficult to feel sorry for a dumbass. He is reaping the wealth of his intellect  How many tattoos adorn your body? None, this specimen of masculinity is pristine. Well, if you do not count scars and wrinkles
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No tattoos here but if I ever go bald I know what to do! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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He can do what he wants with his body...I wouldn't do it. "NO" tattoos on me...just scars!  [image]
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I'm not at all sorry for him....he's an idiot.  ~~Anais Nin~~
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Do you feel sorry for Stuart Valentino? How could anyone feel sorry for such an idiot??? How many tattoos adorn your body? None. The only tasteful tattoo in those images is of cuban seams and bows. Others are plain hideous. Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Do you feel sorry for Stuart Valentino? No way.. He did go too far on this one. How many tattoos adorn your body? none. hugssssssssss V
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Do you feel sorry for Stuart Valentino? Not especially, but I don't really care a hell of a lot either. I was more than a little suspicious when I learned that he and Sam had been married in 2013. It took her two years of marriage and however long dating to decide he was a dickhead? More than one poor choice has been made here. How many tattoos adorn your body? No tattoos. I don't even have any birthmarks.
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Do you feel sorry for Stuart Valentino? Very difficult to feel sorry for a dumbass. He is reaping the wealth of his intellect How many tattoos adorn your body? None, this specimen of masculinity is pristine. Well, if you do not count scars and wrinkles
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No tattoos here but if I ever go bald I know what to do!
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He can do what he wants with his body...I wouldn't do it. "NO" tattoos on me...just scars! [image]
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Stuart Valentino probably doesn't even know who Darwin was!
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I'm not at all sorry for him....he's an idiot.
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Join the club, I want to remain tattoo-free!
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Your tattoos sound intriguing, surely worthy of a blog post!
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I hope one day you'll do a blog post on your tattoos!
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Do you feel sorry for Stuart Valentino? no, he's an ass How many tattoos adorn your body? none Those are some pretty hideous tattoos you've found.
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....I worship the naked skin.....but some of the worst ideas begin at the Tattoo Parlors.... Blue
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I won't be getting any tattoos either!
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I hope your tattooist is a good speller!
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Do you feel sorry for Stuart Valentino? How could anyone feel sorry for such an idiot??? How many tattoos adorn your body? None. The only tasteful tattoo in those images is of cuban seams and bows. Others are plain hideous.
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I'm guessing the tattoos that required Dutch courage or were decided on over a beer!
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