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INVASION OF THE SUPERSLUGS
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INVASION OF THE SUPERSLUGS  Giant slugs are invading the gardens of Britain! Gardeners have found that the arion vulgaris slug is resistant to normal slug pellets. One gardener said: "I’ve never seen anything like them. They’re huge and they leave a trail behind them half an inch wide. They don’t seem to be affected by pellets - the only way to stop them is to spear them." It's believed that these slugs have entered the country illegally by hiding in imported Spanish lettuces. These illegal migrants can grow up to six inches long. Another slug, the banana slug, grows even longer than the Spanish superslug. Banana slugs grow up to eight inches in length and their penises when erect can be just as long! That’s bigger than the average man’s penis, though not my cock! The penis of the hermaphroditic banana slug is located in its head. Also after slugs have had sex, they will often eat each other’s penises, which cannot grow back! This post-coital cock munching is called apophallation. I never kill slugs on my roof terrace. I find slugs make for a great bath-time treat. A slug is great for cleaning my cock! Only joking. What do you do if you find a slug in your garden? Have you ever manhandled a slug? Though I’m still waging war against Mr khu, I want life to carry on as normal as possible. But I will keep readers updated with developments until this war has ended with my victory. As an update on the war, I have assembled an army of disco warriors under the strategic direction of discoking and discoqueen, and under the operational control of discofighter and disconinja. The war is going well with most skirmishes taking place around Mr khu’s besieged outpost. Collateral damage has been limited to areas near this Canadian frontline. I’m expecting Mr khu’s surrender imminently!  |
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 Beer attracts them, so put a container full of beer in the neighbours garden, and they will leave yours , eat all his veg , then fall in and drown in the beer 
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What do you do if you find a slug in your garden? I'd suspect Canada. Those slugs were probably bred in secret terrariums in the frozen north, where no one goes, and planted in Spanish gardens by Canadian tourists. Security forces never suspect Canadians- they have the perfect cover! Have you ever manhandled a slug? I thought we agreed to keep that a secret. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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What do you do if you find a slug in your garden? Fortunately I have never had any in my garden. If the show up, terminator time. Have you ever manhandled a slug? Never Thank you for the update. Hope you will be able to keep the strife contained
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Have you ever manhandled a slug?So that's what you call it now!! Some wars have been know to last for years!!
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I've manhandled a lot of things in my life and some of them turned out to be rather slug like but I'm not sure if they've ever attacked the hostas in my garden....To keep that sort of slug at bay I ply them with Guinness and they usually die in a drunken stupor. Stay strong in this war....remember the darkest hour is just before the dawn!  ~~Anais Nin~~
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Goodness me, I will live the rest of my days in perpetual admiration for the banana slug... which not only has an enormous penis, but which has said member chewed off after sex (assumedly to be regenerated)... All hail! Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Banana slugs are prevalent in Washington state near Seattle. My friend's little girl used to pick them up to give them hugs and was disappointed when ceased to move afterward. As for "your ongoing war" I haven't seen much. I want a "pissing contest"... Well at least showing the apparatus for the transmission of it. Ha ha ha, Kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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What do you do if you find a slug in your garden? had a few in my garden this year. Have you ever manhandled a slug?Used egg shells and soapy water to get rid of them. They sure can make a mess and eat all your greens up hugsssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I had one knocking on my front door the other day. Okay, sliding, not exactly knocking  
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The slugs are part of my clandestine invasion forces. I have been breeding and training them for decades. Your pellets are no defense against then. Surrender now and I will recall them. Moo-ha-ha-ha Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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What do you do if you find a slug in your garden? nothing....they don't eat much! Have you ever manhandled a slug? Lol...picked one up....but not manhandled! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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What do you do if you find a slug in your garden? Feed them lots of cayenne pepper and salt. Have you ever manhandled a slug? I sweep away their lifeless corpses after they consumed enough of salt and pepper. Does that qualify as 'manhandling'? Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Slugs go over the wall when the neighbours aren't watching...
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I hope you don't pour salt on my pet slug!  
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Beer attracts them, so put a container full of beer in the neighbours garden, and they will leave yours , eat all his veg , then fall in and drown in the beer
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What do you do if you find a slug in your garden? I'd suspect Canada. Those slugs were probably bred in secret terrariums in the frozen north, where no one goes, and planted in Spanish gardens by Canadian tourists. Security forces never suspect Canadians- they have the perfect cover! Have you ever manhandled a slug? I thought we agreed to keep that a secret.
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We call them Banana Slugs in Northern California In Fact the Mascot of the University of California - Santa Cruz is the Banana Slug ! (Also seen in the last scene of Pulp Fiction as John Travolta is wearing a UC Santa Cruz Tee shirt --- Proudly displaying the Banana Slug...... Thanks for stopping by.
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What do you do if you find a slug in your garden? Fortunately I have never had any in my garden. If the show up, terminator time. Have you ever manhandled a slug? Never Thank you for the update. Hope you will be able to keep the strife contained
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Have you ever manhandled a slug?So that's what you call it now!! Some wars have been know to last for years!!
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I've manhandled a lot of things in my life and some of them turned out to be rather slug like but I'm not sure if they've ever attacked the hostas in my garden....To keep that sort of slug at bay I ply them with Guinness and they usually die in a drunken stupor. Stay strong in this war....remember the darkest hour is just before the dawn!
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Goodness me, I will live the rest of my days in perpetual admiration for the banana slug... which not only has an enormous penis, but which has said member chewed off after sex (assumedly to be regenerated)... All hail!
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Banana slugs are prevalent in Washington state near Seattle. My friend's little girl used to pick them up to give them hugs and was disappointed when ceased to move afterward. As for "your ongoing war" I haven't seen much. I want a "pissing contest"... Well at least showing the apparatus for the transmission of it. Ha ha ha, Kk
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What do you do if you find a slug in your garden? had a few in my garden this year. Have you ever manhandled a slug?Used egg shells and soapy water to get rid of them. They sure can make a mess and eat all your greens up hugsssssssss V
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I had one knocking on my front door the other day. Okay, sliding, not exactly knocking
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The slugs are part of my clandestine invasion forces. I have been breeding and training them for decades. Your pellets are no defense against then. Surrender now and I will recall them. Moo-ha-ha-ha
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New Jersey doesn't have anything like those creatures. Now in wales there were many. And lots of snails large and small. One night we saw hundreds of baby snails on top of the garden wall it was fascinating they were ever so small. So small they were, we nearly missed them. They have giant black slugs that make their way into the houses, very repulsive things. What do you do if you find a slug in your garden? nothing at all, birds need to eat don't they? Have you ever manhandled a slug? no I wouldn't do such a thing
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I'm quite happy to send my pet slug over to you!
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What do you do if you find a slug in your garden? nothing....they don't eat much! Have you ever manhandled a slug? Lol...picked one up....but not manhandled!
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What do you do if you find a slug in your garden? Feed them lots of cayenne pepper and salt. Have you ever manhandled a slug? I sweep away their lifeless corpses after they consumed enough of salt and pepper. Does that qualify as 'manhandling'?
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What do you do if you find a slug in your garden? Last time I did the nature thing to do but I got reported by my neighbor to Peta! Some people in crazy California keep them as pets! Have you ever manhandled a slug? Squish squish! 
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Slugs go over the wall when the neighbours aren't watching...
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