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LAST LINES
LAST LINES My last blog post, 'I’ll show you mine if you show me yours', has mysteriously disappeared. It’s just vanished! Below are some infamous last lines of famous people uttered just before their death. 1. "Leave me alone - I’m fine." (Barry White, singer/songwriter) 2. "Either this wallpaper goes, or I do." (Oscar Wilde, author) 3. "I’m sorry boys, I’m all wet." (Gracie Allen, wife of George Burns) 4. "Am I dying or is this my birthday?" (Lady Nancy Astor, politician) 5. "The car seems okay." (Ayrton Senna, racing driver) 6. "I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis." (Humphrey Bogart, actor) 7. "That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted." (Lou Costello, comedian) 8. "I’ve never felt better." (Douglas Fairbanks Sr, actor) 9. "Surprise me." (Bob Hope, actor/comedian) 10. "I’ve had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that’s the record." (Dylan Thomas, poet) 11. "Get my swan costume ready." (Anna Pavlova, ballerina) 12. "Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow." (Steve Jobs, Apple co-founder) 13. "Now comes the mystery." (Henry Beecher, medical research scientist) 14. "I’m bored with it all." (Winston Churchill, politician) 15. "I feel ill. Call the doctors." (Mao Zedung, politician) 16. "I don’t feel good." (Luther Burbank, botanist) 17. "I am just going outside. I may be some time." (Captain Oates, Antarctic explorer) 18. "Now I shall go to sleep. Goodnight." (Lord Byron, poet) 19. "Take away those pillows. I shall need them no more." (Lewis Carroll, author) 20. "Hello." (Graham Chapman, Monty Python comedian) 21. "If you don’t like it, you can fuck off." (Keith Moon, The Who’s drummer) 22. "Doctor, do you think it could have been the sausage?" (Paul Claudel, poet) 23. "Oh, what’s the bloody point?" (Kenneth Williams, Carry On actor) 24. "That was a great game of golf, fellers." (Bing Crosby, singer) 25. "Die, my dear? Why, that’s the last thing I’ll do." (Groucho Marx, comedian) 26. "I’m losing." (Frank Sinatra, singer) 27. "Relax - this won’t hurt." (Hunter S Thompson, journalist) 28. "I should have drunk more champagne." (John Maynard Keynes, economist) 29. "I believe we should adjourn this meeting to another place." (Adam Smith, economist) 30. "Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough." (Karl Marx, economist) 31. "Build a wall around my grave." (Donald Trump, failing politician) What was your last line said before reading this post? My last line was, "I’m a fugitive", said to my girlfriend. I made the local newspaper yesterday. I forgot to pay a fine for dropping a cigarette end on the street a while back. What would have been a £50 on-the-spot fine has now escalated into a £900 court fine all because I forgot to deal with my post. I’m now on the run from the courts! Inside is a photograph of the gravestone of Spike Milligan, a comedian. In Gaelic, his epitaph reads 'I told you I was ill'! |
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Here's Spike Milligan's gravestone. [image]
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Bonjour Spunky Ces derniers jours le Site bug beaucoup Le maréchal La Palice « Un quart d’heure avant sa mort, il était encore en vie » ♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Spunky In recent days the site many bug Marshal la Palice "Fifteen minutes before his death, he was still alive" ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥
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My last sentence: Leave me it fun to believe that I will miss you a lot even if it is not true. Sommaire Et la souffrance vgtale L'être idéal ? Un ange dévasté par l'humour. E.M. Cioran
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£900 just for dropping a ciggi I'm glad I gave up when I did. (that would be a good last line)
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What was your last line said before reading this post? Get the hell off my property!. Said to a guy trying to give me a free trip to Jamaica
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Disappearing posts? Oh my. "Pretty good, now that it's over". (Said to someone who asked how my day was going. She works in retail and I've given her rides to work before.) Read my diary Journal of a Taxi Driver for taxi stories and pictures of flowers and trees.
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"Sorry for disturbing your peace, have a good evening." Spoken as I was leaving from the last service call tonight, and it was a late one. Vive La Difference
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I think it was something to do with bogeys........
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My last line before reading this? PD will confirm it: "Oh good! Spunky posted!" And I wasn't referring to your dick. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Now comes the mystery hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I had a post vanish the other day, too. Very frustrating. What was your last line said before reading this post? While finishing a phone conversation with a friend, I said "And all that jazz" after listing reasons for not going on a blind date. Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Bonjour Spunky Ces derniers jours le Site bug beaucoup Le maréchal La Palice « Un quart d’heure avant sa mort, il était encore en vie » ♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Spunky In recent days the site many bug Marshal la Palice "Fifteen minutes before his death, he was still alive" ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥
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My last sentence: Leave me it fun to believe that I will miss you a lot even if it is not true.
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I love mushrooms, but some mushrooms are dangerous!
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£900 just for dropping a ciggi I'm glad I gave up when I did. (that would be a good last line)
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Chili - but I would write chilli - is definitely good for me!
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What was your last line said before reading this post? Get the hell off my property!. Said to a guy trying to give me a free trip to Jamaica
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Disappearing posts? Oh my. "Pretty good, now that it's over". (Said to someone who asked how my day was going. She works in retail and I've given her rides to work before.) Days are always okay at the end of the day after surviving the day!
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"Sorry for disturbing your peace, have a good evening." Spoken as I was leaving from the last service call tonight, and it was a late one.
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I would plan what's on my gravestone but I don't want to be buried to take up land for future generations! So I'll just have to say a last line for a few to remember.
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I think it was something to do with bogeys........
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Unlike Prince Charles, I could never get into Spike Milligan. But I couldn't get into Monty Python or the Goodies either.
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You really need to give up that nasty habit Hugh. My last words... I think we're done now. Followed by an unheard, "I hate you" It really sucks being back here in NJ and now it's just very very quiet.
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My last line before reading this? PD will confirm it: "Oh good! Spunky posted!" And I wasn't referring to your dick.
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Now comes the mystery hugs V
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Porter is clearly quite forward!
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I had a post vanish the other day, too. Very frustrating. What was your last line said before reading this post? While finishing a phone conversation with a friend, I said "And all that jazz" after listing reasons for not going on a blind date.
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