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LAST LINES  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
9/30/2016 10:56 am
LAST LINES



My last blog post, 'I’ll show you mine if you show me yours', has mysteriously disappeared. It’s just vanished!

Below are some infamous last lines of famous people uttered just before their death.
1. "Leave me alone - I’m fine." (Barry White, singer/songwriter)
2. "Either this wallpaper goes, or I do." (Oscar Wilde, author)
3. "I’m sorry boys, I’m all wet." (Gracie Allen, wife of George Burns)
4. "Am I dying or is this my birthday?" (Lady Nancy Astor, politician)
5. "The car seems okay." (Ayrton Senna, racing driver)
6. "I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis." (Humphrey Bogart, actor)
7. "That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted." (Lou Costello, comedian)
8. "I’ve never felt better." (Douglas Fairbanks Sr, actor)
9. "Surprise me." (Bob Hope, actor/comedian)
10. "I’ve had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that’s the record." (Dylan Thomas, poet)
11. "Get my swan costume ready." (Anna Pavlova, ballerina)
12. "Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow." (Steve Jobs, Apple co-founder)
13. "Now comes the mystery." (Henry Beecher, medical research scientist)
14. "I’m bored with it all." (Winston Churchill, politician)
15. "I feel ill. Call the doctors." (Mao Zedung, politician)
16. "I don’t feel good." (Luther Burbank, botanist)
17. "I am just going outside. I may be some time." (Captain Oates, Antarctic explorer)
18. "Now I shall go to sleep. Goodnight." (Lord Byron, poet)
19. "Take away those pillows. I shall need them no more." (Lewis Carroll, author)
20. "Hello." (Graham Chapman, Monty Python comedian)
21. "If you don’t like it, you can fuck off." (Keith Moon, The Who’s drummer)
22. "Doctor, do you think it could have been the sausage?" (Paul Claudel, poet)
23. "Oh, what’s the bloody point?" (Kenneth Williams, Carry On actor)
24. "That was a great game of golf, fellers." (Bing Crosby, singer)
25. "Die, my dear? Why, that’s the last thing I’ll do." (Groucho Marx, comedian)
26. "I’m losing." (Frank Sinatra, singer)
27. "Relax - this won’t hurt." (Hunter S Thompson, journalist)
28. "I should have drunk more champagne." (John Maynard Keynes, economist)
29. "I believe we should adjourn this meeting to another place." (Adam Smith, economist)
30. "Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough." (Karl Marx, economist)
31. "Build a wall around my grave." (Donald Trump, failing politician)

What was your last line said before reading this post?

My last line was, "I’m a fugitive", said to my girlfriend. I made the local newspaper yesterday. I forgot to pay a fine for dropping a cigarette end on the street a while back. What would have been a £50 on-the-spot fine has now escalated into a £900 court fine all because I forgot to deal with my post. I’m now on the run from the courts!

Inside is a photograph of the gravestone of Spike Milligan, a comedian. In Gaelic, his epitaph reads 'I told you I was ill'!



spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
9/30/2016 10:58 am

Here's Spike Milligan's gravestone.

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Annie_34 65T
5945 posts
9/30/2016 11:41 am

Bonjour Spunky
Ces derniers jours le Site bug beaucoup
Le maréchal La Palice « Un quart d’heure avant sa mort, il était encore en vie »
♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥


Hello Spunky
In recent days the site many bug
Marshal la Palice "Fifteen minutes before his death, he was still alive"
♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥



Notre vie est un voyage-♦-Dans l'hiver et dans la nuit
Nous cherchons notre passage-♦-Dans le ciel où rien ne luit .

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effer2910 60M
5508 posts
9/30/2016 11:43 am

My last sentence:
Leave me it fun to believe that I will miss you a lot even if it is not true.

Blog effer2910
Sommaire
Et la souffrance vgtale
L'être idéal ? Un ange dévasté par l'humour.
E.M. Cioran


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
9/30/2016 12:59 pm

£900 just for dropping a ciggi
I'm glad I gave up when I did.
(that would be a good last line)


pal334 69M  
45821 posts
9/30/2016 4:00 pm

What was your last line said before reading this post? Get the hell off my property!. Said to a guy trying to give me a free trip to Jamaica

Please cum visit my blog,,,,,,,,,,,,pal334



Furbal1972 51M
18571 posts
9/30/2016 6:13 pm

Disappearing posts? Oh my.

"Pretty good, now that it's over". (Said to someone who asked how my day was going. She works in retail and I've given her rides to work before.)

Read my diary Journal of a Taxi Driver for taxi stories and pictures of flowers and trees.


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
9/30/2016 11:24 pm

"Sorry for disturbing your peace, have a good evening." Spoken as I was leaving from the last service call tonight, and it was a late one.

Vive La Difference


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
10/1/2016 3:16 am

I think it was something to do with bogeys........


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/1/2016 9:48 am

My last line before reading this? PD will confirm it: "Oh good! Spunky posted!" And I wasn't referring to your dick.

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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
10/1/2016 6:48 pm

Now comes the mystery hugs V

Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


NaughtyInSO 113F
9755 posts
10/3/2016 3:25 pm

I had a post vanish the other day, too. Very frustrating.

What was your last line said before reading this post? While finishing a phone conversation with a friend, I said "And all that jazz" after listing reasons for not going on a blind date.

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/5/2016 1:28 pm

    Quoting Annie_34:
    Bonjour Spunky
    Ces derniers jours le Site bug beaucoup
    Le maréchal La Palice « Un quart d’heure avant sa mort, il était encore en vie »
    ♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥


    Hello Spunky
    In recent days the site many bug
    Marshal la Palice "Fifteen minutes before his death, he was still alive"
    ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥


Hopefully 15 minutes before my death I'll still be alive!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/5/2016 1:29 pm

    Quoting effer2910:
    My last sentence:
    Leave me it fun to believe that I will miss you a lot even if it is not true.
That's an intriguing last sentence!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/5/2016 1:30 pm

    Quoting  :

I love mushrooms, but some mushrooms are dangerous!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/5/2016 1:31 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    £900 just for dropping a ciggi
    I'm glad I gave up when I did.
    (that would be a good last line)
£900 is a bit steep for dropping a cigarette end. I won't do it again but then again they probably want me to do it again to earn £900!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/5/2016 1:33 pm

    Quoting  :

Chili - but I would write chilli - is definitely good for me!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/5/2016 1:34 pm

    Quoting pal334:
    What was your last line said before reading this post? Get the hell off my property!. Said to a guy trying to give me a free trip to Jamaica
What's wrong with a free trip to Jamaica?!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/5/2016 1:36 pm

    Quoting Furbal1972:
    Disappearing posts? Oh my.

    "Pretty good, now that it's over". (Said to someone who asked how my day was going. She works in retail and I've given her rides to work before.)
My disappeared post has reappeared after a bit of begging to the site.
Days are always okay at the end of the day after surviving the day!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/5/2016 1:42 pm

    Quoting tickles4us:
    "Sorry for disturbing your peace, have a good evening." Spoken as I was leaving from the last service call tonight, and it was a late one.
You are polite, and that's meant as a compliment!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/5/2016 1:44 pm

    Quoting  :

I would plan what's on my gravestone but I don't want to be buried to take up land for future generations! So I'll just have to say a last line for a few to remember.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/5/2016 1:45 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    I think it was something to do with bogeys........
I hope you keep your bogeys in a special place!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/5/2016 1:46 pm

    Quoting  :

Unlike Prince Charles, I could never get into Spike Milligan. But I couldn't get into Monty Python or the Goodies either.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/8/2016 12:56 pm

    Quoting joisygirl:
    You really need to give up that nasty habit Hugh.

    My last words... I think we're done now.

    Followed by an unheard, "I hate you"

    It really sucks being back here in NJ and now it's just very very quiet.
What you call my nasty habit are my best friends. Cigarettes never let you down; they just do what they say they're going to do!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/8/2016 12:57 pm

    Quoting kzoopair:
    My last line before reading this? PD will confirm it: "Oh good! Spunky posted!" And I wasn't referring to your dick.
I know you have a thing for my dick. Don't worry, your secret is safe with me!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/8/2016 12:58 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Now comes the mystery hugs V
Death is certainly a mystery when we're alive!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/8/2016 12:59 pm

    Quoting  :

Porter is clearly quite forward!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/8/2016 1:01 pm

    Quoting NaughtyInSO:
    I had a post vanish the other day, too. Very frustrating.

    What was your last line said before reading this post? While finishing a phone conversation with a friend, I said "And all that jazz" after listing reasons for not going on a blind date.
The 'all that jazz' line is always good line to play to win an argument because you're telling them there's more to come if they object!


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