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11/27/2019 10:31 am |
Nice one my friend. Happy Wednesday. "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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11/27/2019 10:50 am |
Hi Joy, it's Cinnamon0133, thanks for the laughs, your blog is hilarious! It turns out little miss RED is a whiney BITCH who went crying because I called the cunt a CUNT lmfao. My REAL account will be back within 48 hours lmao
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For a second, I thought this blog was going to be able old German video games that used to be played with a joystick, but leave it to you to talk about sex. lol So when Archie Bunker called Edith a dingbat, he was really calling her a penis?? The things you learn on Joy's blog. To answer your question, my appendage is called Frankenstein...because he's a monster. lol (And now I'm thinking about those scenes in the movie, "Young Frankenstein" where the great Gene Wilder corrects anyone who mispronounces his last name.)
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Play with my Joystick????? XOXOXO!
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So nice & naked!!
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Hello Joy! Very cool sweetie! I guess the closets nationally would be Ireland or Scotland lol! After sex I'm being called a monster and not because I'm that big lol. I think more because I'm an animal when having sex! Butch
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Funny post and informative LMAO FYI... The word Cazzo can be used for more then just an Italian Penis lol JUST ME A TALL PASSIONATE MAN WITH A HUGE HEART
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Funny! I know that I won't be ordering spaetzle as a side when I order schnitzel ever again...lol.
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I know right!! LOL!!
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You are very welcome!!
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11/27/2019 12:27 pm |
I always liked using my Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger phrase myself.
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Haha
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Some interesting entries lol...gospel-pipe, baby fetcher, sweetner WTF? Herbert was a nickname a girlfriend gave my penis, this way when on the phone or around a group of people she would say "will I see Herbert tonighr?"
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Ooo.., That last pic is hot! 🔥 💦 👅 nickname...? 🤔 Nope... Not really... Although 'they' (women) refer to the little guy, in the third person. "Is your 'friend' ready to play?" AS if he was a 'real' person with a personality... lol 😂 😮 💦🔥🍌🥒 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I don't really have a nickname for my shtick
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Hi Joy thanks for taking me futher with different names for your JOY stick I don't spend a lot of time thinking about that I'd rather worry about my heavenly creature cumming into my life reminded me of this one Dazz Band - "Joystick" I'm your joystick I'm your joystick I'm your joystick Take control Come turn me on, get it on Baby, I'm your joystick Your joystick baby I can do anything that you want me to do...ooh ooh, yeah I can prove that love is just like a video game Just take control of a stick, of a stick, of a stick I'll let you play your game To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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My penis nickname is trailblazer. I need it when I'm naked in the forest. Funny women are incredibly sexy!
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Here are a few more that I have heard, Nudger, Todger Third Leg, or did you here the one about the lady of the night and the sailors, she said that the one with the best tattoo would get a free fuck, they all lined up sleeves rolled up some shirts removed showing off some mighty fine artwork, then at the end of the line is a guy with his cock out with the letters HMS tattooed on it, she comments that it is not a very good tattoo, to which he replies, give it a little rub and it reads HAMMERSMITH! (a suburb of London)
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OMG I am still laughing about the Italian Kit Oh and #20 Organ Grinder- well around here that is the definition of a queer [ yep there is still that word ] with a chipped tooth. Take that to the bank (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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I'm not happy with that French name
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It definitely could be my compass, lol! Funny women are incredibly sexy!
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awesome blog post!
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