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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

Have you seen my dignity?  

secret_lade 49F
14311 posts
7/14/2020 5:04 pm
Have you seen my dignity?

Cause, I lost it somewhere in the parking lot at work.

If found, please return.

I tripped on the curb and caught my balance on my coworkers body as we were headed into work today.

It truly was that moment I just wanted to die.

"Oh My God! I'm so sorry! My toe caught on the curb!!"

I literally had my arms wrapped around his body. Is it possible to die from humiliation?

"Hey, it's ok. I'm just glad you didn't fall. That would have really hurt."

He was taking it like a trooper, my face was smashed into his chest.

"I guess there are worse things than being smashed up against a guy."

What is wrong with me???? Did I really just say that to a coworker???? I'm going to get my ass fired.

I laughed my nervous, awkward, laugh of humiliation as we headed up to the building together. So far, I still have my job....

Happy Tuesday.

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/15/2020 2:41 pm
    Quoting  :
Nope... No faces in any crotches.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/15/2020 2:40 pm
    Quoting citizen4722:
    You won't get fired. You probably made his day a happier one.
He was much friendlier to me today... Usually he's pretty shy, and I can be kind of intimidating.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/15/2020 2:39 pm
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Oh... puh...leeez... It was a simple fall - with a mild clutch and grab.
    What's wrong with that? I do it all the time.
    Of course... it's harder to explain when I'm on an elevator.

    I didn't see the little guy this morning. I said a little prayer and started the engine.
Poor squito... Now you've got a carcass somewhere.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/15/2020 2:37 pm
    Quoting WyoCowboy7751:
    NOT ; " an icebreaker ! " when it may have been ; " Intentional ! "
If it were intentional, I would have probably picked someone other than the guy who grows mushrooms as a hobby.... Just saying....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/15/2020 2:35 pm
    Quoting dogslife2live01:
    everyone falls sometime. not everyone is lucky enough to have someone to hold them up. embarrassment would be landing on his crotch rather than his chest.
Omg... True story! The ex and I used to go to the local stock car races every Saturday. On one such Saturday we were climbing down the bleachers, not on the stairs, and my sandals were a little more slippery than I had realized... Long story short, I fell from above chest first into the lap of another spectator when my foot slipped out from under me. It was a disaster.


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
7/15/2020 8:37 am

 You won't get fired. You probably made his day a happier one.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
7/15/2020 7:46 am

 Oh... puh...leeez... It was a simple fall - with a mild clutch and grab.
What's wrong with that? I do it all the time.
Of course... it's harder to explain when I'm on an elevator.

I didn't see the little guy this morning. I said a little prayer and started the engine.


WyoCowboy7751 70M
2537 posts
7/15/2020 6:43 am
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    now that's what I call an icebreaker!
NOT ; " an icebreaker ! " when it may have been ; " Intentional ! "


dogslife2live01 71M
Ask me for a photo

7/15/2020 6:10 am

 everyone falls sometime. not everyone is lucky enough to have someone to hold them up. embarrassment would be landing on his crotch rather than his chest.

there is a world of difference between insanity and stupidity


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/15/2020 2:34 am
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    now that's what I call an icebreaker!
LOL I can think of a million better ways to break the ice....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/15/2020 2:32 am
    Quoting  :
This coworker is a very nice, well educated, very polite guy. He was actually very concerned about my safety and whether or not I had twisted an ankle or anything.

I agree with your conclusion. The toe that caught the curb was actually on the leg with my bad knee. I dislocated it years ago and it has never been the same since. I have to be careful how I walk, how I step, how I kneel down, how I descend steps. I tend to favor my other leg, I have a feeling I just didn't pick that foot up high enough because of it.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/15/2020 2:21 am
    Quoting easy_going2014:
    Hi secret_lade

    thanks for sharing this funny

    that's a new one for me

    I've had women fix my tie, re-do a button on my shirt, point out a missing loop on my belt, but, never have they just crashed into me like a Dave Matthews band song

    and, I thought I was forward

    hmm

    be safe

    Dave Matthews Band - "Crash Into Me"

    You've got your ball
    You've got your chain
    Tied to me tight tie me up again
    Who's got their claws
    In you my friend
    Into your heart I'll beat again
    Sweet like candy to my soul
    Sweet you rock
    And sweet you roll
    Lost for you I'm so lost for you
    You come crash into me
    And I come into you,
    I come into you
    In a boys dream
    In a boys dream
I was so embarrassed.... I was dinking around on my phone sending a text to my daughter. Learning lesson, indeed! Note to self: Must walk without distraction.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/15/2020 2:10 am
    Quoting jajo696:
    Welll......is he nice....smart.....involved.....cute...or a superior ? Could be the beginning of a something.

    ......and hey maybe you ve taken on another name.... Grace ~~

    lol.......heres hoping you will continue to be employed ....
I don't really know him, he's one of the floor associates so I don't cross paths with him often. Thankfully....


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
7/15/2020 1:54 am

 A likely story.......you watery tart! Throwing yersel' at a man like that!

(ps - I'm just jealous really!! )


jajo696 113F
Ask me for a photo
4287 posts
7/14/2020 11:11 pm

 Welll......is he nice....smart.....involved.....cute...or a superior ? Could be the beginning of a something.

......and hey maybe you ve taken on another name.... Grace ~~

lol.......heres hoping you will continue to be employed ....


easy_going2014 57M
Ask me for a photo
14366 posts
7/14/2020 8:07 pm

 Hi secret_lade

thanks for sharing this funny

that's a new one for me

I've had women fix my tie, re-do a button on my shirt, point out a missing loop on my belt, but, never have they just crashed into me like a Dave Matthews band song

and, I thought I was forward

hmm

be safe

Dave Matthews Band - "Crash Into Me"

You've got your ball
You've got your chain
Tied to me tight tie me up again
Who's got their claws
In you my friend
Into your heart I'll beat again
Sweet like candy to my soul
Sweet you rock
And sweet you roll
Lost for you I'm so lost for you
You come crash into me
And I come into you,
I come into you
In a boys dream
In a boys dream
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mc_justmc 63M

7/14/2020 7:37 pm

 now that's what I call an icebreaker!


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