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Mitch McConnell – the turkey from Kentucky
Mitch McConnell – the turkey from Kentucky Mitch McConnell on the morning of November 1 looks in the mirror! Gobble gobble noises sounds haunt him in the back of his mind. Mitch the bitch old turkey face the turkey from Kentucky is very fearful of November. It is the month that he could be mistaken for a turkey and get cooked up for Thanksgiving dinner! Not that I would make that mistake. Nor do I want him for my Thanksgiving turkey meal. Old turkey face was sweating bullets! Constantly peeking around corners looking behind his back for someone to mistake him for a turkey! As he was returning from lunch walking the streets of DC. A small with his mother saw old turkey face and said to his mom, "look, mommy, a big giant turkey!! Can we have it for our Thanksgiving dinner?! The boy's mother said that's not a turkey Johnny! He just looks like a turkey. Little Johnny was disappointed. Little Johnny ran up to old turkey face Mitch the bitch the turkey from Kentucky and kicked him in the shin! Mocking him! You look like a giant turkey! Singing the words over and over again. Old turkey face ran away with his feathers ruffled. Well as much is an old turkey can run. He ran into the bathroom and started crying. His worst nightmare was coming true as he looked in the mirror. It's going to be a tough month for old turkey face! |
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11/14/2019 8:46 pm |
Interesting take on Moscow Mitch..
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11/14/2019 8:41 pm |
Thank you my friend. He definitely looks like a turkey.
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Interesting take on Moscow Mitch..
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11/13/2019 4:58 am |
What does any of this mean?
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11/13/2019 4:47 am |
What does any of this mean?
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11/13/2019 4:27 am |
What does any of this mean?
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What does any of this mean?
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11/13/2019 2:22 am |
Political satire
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