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How Mastering Levitation... Can Satisfy Amorous Women... ❤️❗  

Paulxx001 67M
8704 posts
10/22/2020 10:53 am

Last Read:
11/18/2020 1:02 pm

How Mastering Levitation... Can Satisfy Amorous Women... ❤️❗

Magic is real. How else could my uncle have found a nickel in my ear if it wasn't? Exactly! It must be, and I've been a fan of that mystical science ever since.

I was just a when Ed Sullivan's guest amazed me. I watched as that trickster put his scantily clad assistant in a box and sawed her in half. Then - while her toes wiggled from one end and she smiled and blinked from the other - he separated the box in two halves and rolled them apart. What, I thought. Eventually, he put her back together. My parents suggested a midget, and mirrors were his associates. I knew they'd lied.

Years later, I sat in awe and watched as David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear. I don't think midgets (or should I refer to them as little people ) were involved; cynics blamed a slowly revolving stage. I'm sure they were mistaken.

The most credible proof for my belief in wizards was when I watched a David Blaine TV special. He'd thrown a deck of cards into a plate glass window and had the Jack of Hearts materialize on the other side. Well, I was impressed.

But later on - when he levitated off the ground - I knew he was a TRUE wizard. He distinguished himself from all those other wire monkeys who'd cheated. He'd mastered levitation! YouTube tried to taint his talent by showing me how he'd done it. I found their explanation less than satisfying.

In any case, I realized - long ago - that I'm a bit of a magician as well. With just a raunchy thought or two, I can levitate. And if I ever need a 4-hour guarantee, there's this thing called Viagra that I can buy. Now that's levitation any woman would be satisfied with; if I was lucky enough to run into one with my zipper open.

Yep... Good magic is something else, isn't it? I'm sure there's some deception you've seen that has you stumped. Or perhaps you can tell me how the heck David Blaine did that card trick?

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Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/22/2020 10:53 am

David Blaine had a lot of fun tricks that I was impressed with.
Like how did he get that playing card into an unopened bottle of beer? Did you see that one?


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/22/2020 10:54 am

My parties never included a magic act. Have any of yours?


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
10/22/2020 11:06 am

I'm not really into magic/magicians but I agree that an erection is a truly magical phenomenon.


flannel_light 61F
4586 posts
10/22/2020 11:11 am

Thanks for making my day

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


1seeking1 58F
3767 posts
10/22/2020 11:18 am

Yes amazing magic, and your levitation skills should compel some woman for sure.. Thanks for sharing


lust4life59 65F  
2552 posts
10/22/2020 11:32 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    My parties never included a magic act. Have any of yours?
No magic, but maybe an illusion or two


localmotion50 73M

10/22/2020 1:12 pm

Did you know that levitation is the by product from doing Transcendential meditation?


mc_justmc 63M

10/22/2020 3:14 pm

My G-girls can make my paycheck vanish into thin air, but they can't bring it back.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/22/2020 10:42 pm

True story... Growing up, I was kind of churchy. Church on Sunday's, youth group Wednesdays. The youth pastor had always said magicians were false prophets. LOL


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/22/2020 10:48 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    I'm not really into magic/magicians but I agree that an erection is a truly magical phenomenon.
Ya might be, if you met a magician WITH, an erection . 😶❗


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/22/2020 10:49 pm

Okie dokie... 😊 👍 Have a good one! ❗😎


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/22/2020 10:53 pm

    Quoting 1seeking1:
    Yes amazing magic, and your levitation skills should compel some woman for sure.. Thanks for sharing
You'd think so, wouldn't ya?
Thanks for sharing the magic. ❗😎


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/22/2020 10:55 pm

    Quoting lust4life59:
    No magic, but maybe an illusion or two
Hmmm... Now THAT, sounds intriguing! 👍
Anyone pull a rabbit 🐰 out of a hat? 🤔


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/22/2020 11:01 pm

    Quoting  :

Wow! You know Wes? 🤔 That's so kool.
Next time you see him, ask him how the f**k David did that card trick? lol 😂 😮

Tricks to help with the levitation? Reeeelee...?


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/22/2020 11:12 pm

    Quoting  :

I know, I'm reading this all about him. That's so kool. 👍 ❗ 😎


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/22/2020 11:15 pm

    Quoting localmotion50:
    Did you know that levitation is the by product from doing Transcendential meditation?
Yes and I'm thinking I'd need to a heck of a lot of fun practises before I'd be able to get an inch up off the floor.
Have you been tried it? Meditation that is? 🤔


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/22/2020 11:17 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    My G-girls can make my paycheck vanish into thin air, but they can't bring it back.
Hmmm... They have potential do they? 🤔
A lot of kids have that skill. 👍


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/22/2020 11:23 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    True story... Growing up, I was kind of churchy. Church on Sunday's, youth group Wednesdays. The youth pastor had always said magicians were false prophets. LOL
Kinda churchy? 🤔 Me too , but ya can't be KINDA - can ya?
I think the church and magicians are after the same crowd, aren't they? 😎❗❗


lunchandconvo 53F  
4034 posts
10/22/2020 11:52 pm

i had SUCH a crush on david copperfield as a child!! and into my later years...


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/23/2020 12:57 am

    Quoting lunchandconvo:
    i had SUCH a crush on david copperfield as a child!! and into my later years...
Really? I guess it was his wand that impressed you or was it his smile?
He had a pretty nice smile. 😎❗


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
10/23/2020 6:57 am

Watching Doug Henning, David Copperfield and other illusionists on t.v. always left me skeptical. My opinion and belief radically changed when I saw John Hirokawa performing live in The Magic of Polynesia while vacationing in Oahu, Hawaii. The helicopter and sports car were amazing but making it snow left everyone in awe 🤔.


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
10/23/2020 7:00 am

I love magic! If you need someone to assist you in your levitation magic, I'm experienced, ya know. The town of Colon, MI (Harry Blackstone Sr summer home) has an annual magic festival. I was lucky enough to be chosen to 'assist' once. I watched - closely - and still couldn't see how it was done.

Do you still have nickels in your ears?

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/23/2020 1:56 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Watching Doug Henning, David Copperfield and other illusionists on t.v. always left me skeptical. My opinion and belief radically changed when I saw John Hirokawa performing live in The Magic of Polynesia while vacationing in Oahu, Hawaii. The helicopter and sports car were amazing but making it snow left everyone in awe 🤔.
Helicopter, sports car - he made them disappear? 🤔
Yeah... Snow 🌨 in Hawaï would impress me. Ok, how'd he do it?


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/23/2020 2:05 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    I love magic! If you need someone to assist you in your levitation magic, I'm experienced, ya know. The town of Colon, MI (Harry Blackstone Sr summer home) has an annual magic festival. I was lucky enough to be chosen to 'assist' once. I watched - closely - and still couldn't see how it was done.

    Do you still have nickels in your ears?
It's always more fun with an assistant for my levitation trick.
I'm a huge fan of magicians - like David Blaine - capable of simple tricks that mystify people... who are really up close to him. So ya didn't pick up any trade secrets didja? 🤔
Nickels? Nope... At a certain point they ran out. And that magic moment died. Kinda sad in away. I mesmerized my kid's and nieces many times with an abundance of disappearing and reappearing tricks.
Till one of them got smart and started to figure things out. 😮 ❗
Yep... Dja know any tricks, or seen any really good ones? 🤔


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
10/23/2020 2:15 pm

My uncle used to find silver dollars behind my ears even when I had been in the other room. He always made sure they had the Denver mint stamp on them. As for levitation It's gonna be a long time before most of us see levitation with someone else- ya know a live warm body- skip the viagra

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Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/23/2020 5:39 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    My uncle used to find silver dollars behind my ears even when I had been in the other room. He always made sure they had the Denver mint stamp on them. As for levitation It's gonna be a long time before most of us see levitation with someone else- ya know a live warm body- skip the viagra
Hmmm.. Family magic time! 👍 😊
You're probably right about that. Kinda sad for a lot of folks.
One day? 🤔 ❗❗😎


PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
10/23/2020 8:15 pm

I love magic and magicians! They are great entertainment.
Good erections are wonderful too.


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
10/23/2020 8:52 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Helicopter, sports car - he made them disappear? 🤔
    Yeah... Snow 🌨 in Hawaï would impress me. Ok, how'd he do it?
Yes, he made them appear and then disappear. And with my skepticism, and position in the theatre, I was watching very closely and could not figure out how the heck he did it. Snow indoors in Hawaii.....everyone was smiling


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/23/2020 9:23 pm

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    I love magic and magicians! They are great entertainment.
    Good erections are wonderful too.
Ya have a good point on both counts!
Although, erections are easier to create than magical illusions, wouldn't you say? 🤔 🔥 😎❗


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/23/2020 9:25 pm

Copperfield did it on a moving stage In THAT case (Statue of Liberty) it was the audience that turned.
Perhaps he had those items on a rotating stage? 🤔
I would have loved to have seen THOSE tricks! 👍 😊


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/23/2020 9:26 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Yes, he made them appear and then disappear. And with my skepticism, and position in the theatre, I was watching very closely and could not figure out how the heck he did it. Snow indoors in Hawaii.....everyone was smiling
Now about that snow... I'm clued out! 😕❗


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/24/2020 9:46 pm

    Quoting  :

Even simple things like card tricks.
David Blaine's street magic always impressed me with their simplicity.
Ya like magicians do ya? I know a trick or two. 😎❗❗
Nice to see you back here. Are ya visiting or didja bring your clothes and shoes?
So... any stories to share? 🤔


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
10/25/2020 3:00 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Now about that snow... I'm clued out! 😕❗
It was impressive...real snow falling over the entire audience. Everyone was smiling as they left the venue.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/25/2020 7:27 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    It was impressive...real snow falling over the entire audience. Everyone was smiling as they left the venue.
Hmmm... I would have loved to have seen THAT show!
You were lucky to have been there. He sounds like he was a TRUE wizard.


scoupe42 60M

10/30/2020 10:44 am

Good blog, with a very funny ending!


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/30/2020 1:58 pm

    Quoting scoupe42:
    Good blog, with a very funny ending!
Thank you sir. 👍😎


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