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My new idea!
Posted:Nov 21, 2019 5:31 am
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2019 1:19 pm
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I just came up with a new idea! Let's think outside the box!

Instead of shaking hands when we meet and greet people, we should extend a boob!

Boobs are soft! Boobs are great! Everyone has a boob!

Whether it's big or small, round, flat or perky, male or female, if it has a nipple, it is still a boob!

So let's stop extending hands and start pushing out our chests!
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A tedious chore I will never understand.
Posted:Nov 20, 2019 10:52 am
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2019 2:41 am
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A tedious chore I will never understand. I did some dusting around the house today. Sneezed numerous times and did some more dusting. Why am I sneezing?

I was under the impression that dusting actually removes the dust! Now I think the dust just gets pushed around and floats in the air and then resettles somewhere else in the room.

Then I figured out that is why everybody has to dust so often because it never truly leaves. It just likes playing tricks on me, and making me sneeze!
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The T-shirt.
Posted:Nov 19, 2019 10:26 am
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2019 2:51 pm
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So I have this T-shirt I rarely wear. It says " Come on, Make day!" and it shows a picture of a fish. Many years ago when I got the T-shirt, I was an avid fisherwoman. I wore the shirt while reeling in some pretty big bluegills!

Now when I see the shirt hanging in closet, mind brings a different meaning of the shirt.

So many times the female autonomy has been referenced to the smelling like fish now I see the shirt saying a whole new type of pleasure! It is funny how it took all these years to "change" my way of thinking.

It must be true with age comes wisdom!
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Counting the days.
Posted:Nov 18, 2019 11:51 am
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2019 1:27 pm
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As you will discover with me, I hate the cold! I am counting the days until it is above 70 degrees again! I will gladly take 50 degrees or higher but I know I will still be cold!

I miss my sandals, my shorts, my bikini and the sun shining on face. I miss the heat, the brightness of the day, the smell of fresh-cut grass and the lounging on our front porch.

Sometimes I wanna be a bear and hibernate for the entire winter.

Here is to sipping a drink under the shade of an oak tree!
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My little poem.
Posted:Nov 17, 2019 10:23 am
Last Updated:Nov 18, 2019 1:53 pm
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This is a little poem about women.

Many of us like it gentle and easy,
a soft hand and a tender touch.

But sometimes we like it hard,
wanting that rough desire we crave so much!

we are complicated and finicky by nature,
yet simplistic and deep at heart.

always show us kindness and respect,
from the beginning, from the start!

It will come back to benefit you,
and make us all better women in the end.
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My underwear.
Posted:Nov 16, 2019 12:45 pm
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2019 11:05 am
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I have a bad habit of wherever my underwear gets taken off, it ends up staying there. And I mean until laundry day! Usually, it's at the side of my bed where I undress for the night. But there are times where it ends up on the barstool (yes, we have a private bar) or on the bathroom floor where I was getting ready for a bubble bath and times I even find it in my recliner when I wake up in the morning!

It's not like I wasn't raised with some manners to pick up after myself. And it's not like ALL of my clothes are everywhere. It's 9 out of times, just my underwear!

I often think this may be a subconscious thought that I like seeing my own panties around the house. A weird quirk maybe? Hmmmm....something ponder!
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Watching a movie.
Posted:Nov 15, 2019 11:24 am
Last Updated:Nov 16, 2019 12:48 pm
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The more twists and turns in a movie, the better I LOVE it! Keep me hanging on and guessing what is going to happen next! The kind of movies that you never forget and you can rattle off the top of your head when someone asks you what your favorite one is.

It's the movie that has a really good plot and great characters BUT ends in a crappy way that really bugs me! I just wasted all that time getting into the movie to have it be a huge disappointment! It makes me wonder what in the hell happened to the brain of the writer the time he/she got to the end!

Times like this that my popcorn bowl ends up flying towards the TV!
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Practice may not make you perfect.
Posted:Nov 14, 2019 7:55 am
Last Updated:Nov 16, 2019 6:48 am
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Eating pussy: In my opinion, this sexual act is one that requires a little practice! After all, it should not be like a puppy lapping up water from his dish nor should it be so mundane that whoever is performing this act stays idle in one spot like a broken vacuum hose!

Practice may not make you perfect at eating pussy, but it sure can you do it better!

YOU should be enjoying the act as well as the person you are performing it on! Do you see the DIFFERENT responses from the woman when you venture into different areas of the pussy?
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Short stories for your enjoyment.
Posted:Nov 13, 2019 8:00 am
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2019 5:06 am
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Some of you may have already seen that I have posted some short stories in the Eroctic Story section of this site. I myself, am having a hard time finding them! lol So I guess you may have to do a search for the title if you wish to read them.

The Erotic Window
Temporary Ecstasy
Tonight... I'm on the Menu (Part 1)

I really enjoy writing, whether some people end up liking the story or not and I want to encourage anyone reading this blog to check them out. They are NOT quick 1 paragraph, "get your rocks off" kind of short stories. I actually write about characters who have names (not just a woman fucked some guy, lol) and I try to put a little twist sometimes in my stories to make for an interesting read.

I have many more and will be adding them in the near future. Please feel free to comment as I love feedbac But just know... I don't take criticism well!
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Brrrrrrrrrrr!
Posted:Nov 12, 2019 7:44 am
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2019 3:15 am
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I should fill this entire page up with those bright red angry smileys!!

It's a T-shirt, turtleneck, sweatshirt, sweater, hoodie kind of day. And I mean I am wearing every piece of clothing I mentioned!

At least my thoughts of hubby warming me up later have given me some comfort!

I hate this fucking cold weather!
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Decisions, decisions!
Posted:Nov 11, 2019 11:28 am
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2019 3:16 am
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My nightstand drawer is full of toys. Some small, some big, some vibrate, some don't, and some even have attachments.

It's a decision that takes me fifteen minutes to rectify! Do I close my eyes and pick the lucky device? Do I just pick the longest? Or maybe the one with the highest level of vibration? I love them ALL! Each one is different in some way and each one was bought because of its "unique" ability to make me happy!

And even if I tried, I just couldn't use them all at once!

It's challenging and the only solution I have come up with so far is to STOP buying toys!! And trust me, that is NOT going to happen!
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Football anyone?
Posted:Nov 10, 2019 10:37 am
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2019 2:45 am
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There is something to be said about the cameramen who film football. The close-up of all the guys bent over at the scrimmage line is one of my favorite things to watch. So many wonderful asses to drool over!

Ball playing is a great thing and I don't just mean in the "game" sense.

Kicking back with my rum and coke, waiting for the next yardage line-up.
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A benefit to being female.
Posted:Nov 9, 2019 11:56 am
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2019 2:45 am
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Anywhere I go, especially in public, (also keep in mind this depends on the attire for the day), I can be extremely horny and nobody knows!

There is no bulge in my pants, no bending over uncomfortably, no hiding behind a display sign in a store aisle, and having to wait a few minutes before I can "act normal" again.

This is very convenient mostly when I am with other people. The thoughts in my head stay in my head and my body can react without anybody being the wiser!. My own little secret.
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Counting the days. (5)LakeRidgeBBWSeek
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My underwear. (17)rubymn
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