Paper Mache Babies  

secret_lade 45F
1228 posts
11/19/2019 4:15 pm
Paper Mache Babies


Today is my 's birthday.

Damn, I feel old.

If it weren't bad enough that she's another year older.... She came home with a paper mache she named Tristen Lee.

WTF?!

I'm here to say, this thing looks creepy, too. I'm going to be sleeping with one eye open tonight.

Me - What the hell is that?

- It's your grandson.

Me - My what?!?

- It's your grandson, Tristen Lee.

Me - You're dead to me.

Wish me luck folks... Even as I sit here typing Tristen Lee is sitting on the chair, his googly eyes looking right at me.

secret_lade 45F
1305 posts
11/20/2019 3:46 pm

    Quoting bryan5610_x:
    It's hunting season take it to the woods!!!
Not a bad idea...


bryan5610_x 63M
53 posts
11/20/2019 3:36 pm

It's hunting season take it to the woods!!!


secret_lade 45F
1305 posts
11/20/2019 3:24 pm

thank you


secret_lade 45F
1305 posts
11/20/2019 3:23 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    LIfe happens. we just have to live with it and smile
Yes we do...


secret_lade 45F
1305 posts
11/20/2019 3:23 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Good luck.👍🍀
    Post pics... lol 😂
Of this thing? LOL


secret_lade 45F
1305 posts
11/20/2019 3:22 pm

    Quoting Fuklikedogs:
    You can easily “accident” him when she’s off to school. Do you have a dog in the house to blame?
No dog... Darn it. It would come in handy in times like this!


secret_lade 45F
1305 posts
11/20/2019 3:22 pm

    Quoting KX450F2016:
    I believe you said you liked scary movies..... this is how it starts! LOL..... One, Two Tristan's coming for you. Three, four better lock your door...... pretty sure you know the rest
Bite your tongue! I don't need to be dreaming about this thing. Yikes!


secret_lade 45F
1305 posts
11/20/2019 3:21 pm

    Quoting PAWAPh:
    Congrats, Gramma.
    (Just Couldn't Resist)

    *Happy Birthday To Your Daughter*

    Jack
Sssshhhh.... Don't tell anyone. But I really am a grandma. My oldest son has a daughter.


secret_lade 45F
1305 posts
11/20/2019 3:20 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    It could be worse, she could have named him "Chucky".
very true!!


h4rry66 53M
466 posts
11/19/2019 9:04 pm

Lol, love it


lonlyforlove2 77M  
2706 posts
11/19/2019 8:10 pm

LIfe happens. we just have to live with it and smile


Paulxx001 62M
12918 posts
11/19/2019 7:25 pm

Good luck.👍🍀
Post pics... lol 😂

... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts...
Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This


Fuklikedogs 48M
1454 posts
11/19/2019 6:56 pm

You can easily “accident” him when she’s off to school. Do you have a dog in the house to blame?


KX450F2016 51M  
56 posts
11/19/2019 6:22 pm

I believe you said you liked scary movies..... this is how it starts! LOL..... One, Two Tristan's coming for you. Three, four better lock your door...... pretty sure you know the rest


PAWAPh 43M
9495 posts
11/19/2019 6:08 pm

Congrats, Gramma.
(Just Couldn't Resist)

*Happy Birthday To Your Daughter*

Jack


mc_justmc 59M  
5185 posts
11/19/2019 5:39 pm

It could be worse, she could have named him "Chucky".


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