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This blog will report various, often random and sometimes dubious thoughts, quirks, observations, trivia, tales, questions, dreams, rants, opinions, truths, musings, stories, lies, hopes, moans, fantasies, etc in the hope of tempting you to get involved.

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GRILLZ
Posted:Oct 27, 2012 11:52 pm
Last Updated:May 24, 2013 2:43 am
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Grillz – what is it about them?



Grillz (or grills) are metal fronts for teeth, often made from gold, platinum and silver; they are sometimes encrusted with gems, especially diamonds.

Grillz became popular from the early 1980s with the rise of hip hop culture. Grillz is a 2005 song by the American rapper, Nelly. They are increasingly celebrity mainstream.

According to kingice, an online hip hop bling retailer, “Jewelry in your mouth guarantees attention whenever you smile or speak. The Ladies love staring at a guy with a sparkling grill”.

Have you worn grillz? Do you like grillz?
Have you kissed someone with grillz? Would you kiss a grillz-wearer?


It is thought that grillz originated amongst Mayans in central America; many rich Mayans drilled pieces of jade into their teeth.
In 2006, the American Dental Association found there is no evidence that the long-term wearing of grillz is safe.

Inside are pictures of ten celebrity grillz.
Can you guess whose grillz they are?
We may rustle up a prize for the first person to correctly identify all ten grillz.
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ORGASM FACES
Posted:Oct 26, 2012 10:45 am
Last Updated:May 16, 2014 9:02 am
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What is it about the face of someone having an orgasm?



Marilyn Monroe claimed she never achieved orgasm by any of her famous lovers, such as John F Kennedy, Frank Sinatra and Joe DiMaggio. Before her death, she told her psychiatrist, Dr. Ralph Greenson, “Bless you doctor, all the years I had never had one. What wasted years. How can I describe to you, a man, what it feels like to a woman? Think of a light switch with a rheostat control. As you begin to turn it on, the bulb begins to get bright, then brighter, and brighter and finally in a blinding flash is fully lit. It is so good....”

Do you like watching someone orgasm? What is it that you like about it?
What do you do when you orgasm? What does it feel like? Perhaps you’d like to post a picture of you having an orgasm?


An Australian research study found that 56% of women orgasm through masturbation, while only 24% orgasm with a partner.

Research studies show that men orgasm 59% of the time while the woman is screaming in ecstasy, but only 2% of the time while she is quiet and silent.

May we tempt you inside for more orgasm faces!
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HOTELS ARE SEXY!
Posted:Oct 25, 2012 10:45 am
Last Updated:Apr 4, 2017 10:41 am
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We love staying in hotels; we love having sex in hotels; and we love having sex with other people in hotels!

There is just something about sex in a hotel room!



A hotel rendezvous thinking about what may happen is sexy!

Do you like sex in hotels?
Have you had any memorable sexy experiences in a hotel?


Perhaps you can be tempted to see a few more pictures of hotel sex inside.
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xxx THE KISS xxx
Posted:Oct 24, 2012 3:02 pm
Last Updated:Jun 27, 2013 8:39 am
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Can you remember your first kiss or even your last kiss?
What was your best kiss?
Have you had a good kiss from joining this site?
What were they like?


Below is a picture of Rodin's famous The Kiss statue:



Tonight we were talking about kissing and we moved to deciding the best kisses that have been filmed, whether in a film (or a movie for our American friends), in a photograph, or on television.

This ruled out the kiss to Jesus from Judas after betraying him, as well as the alleged kiss from Hardy to Admiral Nelson as he lay dying during the 1805 Battle of Trafalgar. The kiss to Sleeping Beauty in Charles Perrault’s 1697 La Belle au Bois Dormant book is far better than the screened versions.

The first screened kiss was by John C Rice and Mary Irwin in the 1896 film, The Kiss. Though interesting, the kiss was only a peck. The first open-mouthed (or French) kiss was in the 1926 film, Flesh and the Devil. The first inter-racial screened kiss between Harry Belafonte and Joan Fontaine in the 1957 film, Island in the Sun, provoked considerable controversy.

Back to our favourite top ten filmed kisses, we discussed but eventually ruled out the contrived kiss between Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio in the Titanic film, as well as the predictable kisses between Colin Firth/Renee Zellweger kiss in Bridget Jones’ Diary and the Keira Knightley/Mr Darcy kiss in Pride and Prejudice. We talked about the MTV kiss between Madonna and Britney Spears but we were not convinced.

Inside are our top ten kisses in descending order.

Have we missed a memorable kiss?
What was the best screen kiss?
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DOUBLE ENTENDRE
Posted:Oct 23, 2012 12:20 pm
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2014 7:29 am
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A woman walks into a cocktail bar.



The bartender asks, "What would you like?"

She says, " I would like a double entendre."

He replies, "I'll give you one."

There's another double entendre inside!
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THE NEXT US PRESIDENT?
Posted:Oct 22, 2012 12:09 pm
Last Updated:Jan 19, 2016 11:26 am
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American politics is strangely fascinating.
In November, the US will hold elections for its President.



Who would you like to be the next US President?
And why?



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Barack Obama (Democrat)
Mitt Romney (Republican)
another candidate
don't know
don't care
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500 SHADES OF GREY
Posted:Oct 21, 2012 12:11 pm
Last Updated:Aug 17, 2013 2:20 am
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Not a mistake, a human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of grey – why stick at 50?

Though booksellers are doing very well out of E L James’ book Fifty Shades of Grey, almost everyone we know who have read the book have been disappointed.

Have you read the book? Did you like it?

Given Sylvia Kristel’s death on Thursday, 18 October 2012, it is time for Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele to move over.

Sylvia Kristel was most famous for starring in the Emmanuelle film, one of the first mainstream soft porn films. The 1974 Emmanuelle film was based on Emmanuelle Arsan's 1959 book, Emmanuelle: The Joys of a Woman.

More than 350 million people worldwide have seen the Emmanuelle film.



Have you read the book or seen the film?

Fifty Shades of Grey has sold so far 40 million copies worldwide. And Hollywood beckons for the book, but it has a long way to go before overtaking Emmanuelle.

Emmanuelle was the forerunner to, and will probably eclipse over time, Fifty Shades of Grey. Eat your heart out Anastasia and Christian!

May we tempt you inside for more on Emmanuelle and Sylvia Kristel?
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SYBIAN SEX
Posted:Oct 20, 2012 11:35 am
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2014 8:34 am
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The Sybian, or Sybian saddle, is a masturbation device for women, though men have been known to use it.



The Sybian was designed by Dave Lampert, a dance instructor – it would have to be a man! Lampert first conceived of this machine in the 1970s but he built the first prototype was in 1985. Initially the machine was called the Master Better, but was later changed to the Sybian after Sybaris, an ancient Greek city in Italy famed for its decadence, hedonism and luxury.

The Penthouse magazine featured the Sybian in 1987.

Dave Lampert believed that the Sybian is more effective for women to achieve orgasm than penetrative sex. He once said that “the greatest hoax played upon the world is the importance of the male stroking during intercourse”.

The Sybian has been popularised in Howard Stern’s American radio show, The Howard Stern Show – more details are inside!

Have you tried the Sybian? Or, have you seen the Sybian in action? And, if so, how was it?

Mrs spunky tried a Sybian once, at a party in front of about 20 people, but she was not too impressed. Mr spunky felt threatened with the Sybian!
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THIS IS GROSS
Posted:Oct 19, 2012 12:02 pm
Last Updated:May 29, 2013 10:03 am
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Vomiting on a friend is gross:



Inside is another gross picture!
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CONDOM SHOPPING
Posted:Oct 18, 2012 9:48 am
Last Updated:Jun 30, 2021 8:18 am
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On 10 April 1987, the world's first condom shop, Condomerie, was opened in the red light district, Damrak, of Amsterdam in The Netherlands.



Its address is Warmoestraat 141, 1012 JB Amsterdam, The Netherlands. The shop also trades online.

The shop was opened following the HIV/AIDS crisis of the 1980s by two women, Marijke Viliijn and Theodoor van Boven.

There is just something about the Dutch!

Has anyone visited this shop?

There's another photo of inside the shop inside this blog post!
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FAULTY PHOTOCOPIER?
Posted:Oct 17, 2012 10:08 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2013 10:05 am
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23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their bum.



More pictures inside.

Have you photocopied your bum?
Have you ever broken a photocopier copying you bum?
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COCKATOO
Posted:Oct 16, 2012 11:35 pm
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2014 10:09 am
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There is a joke about a cockatoo waiting for you inside!

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DOGGING
Posted:Oct 15, 2012 1:36 pm
Last Updated:Jul 24, 2014 12:32 am
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Dogging is a British phrase for having sex and watching others have sex in public places. It includes all sexual outdoor activities, and the term perhaps originates from the phrase, ‘walking the dog’ (or even from the act of men tailing couples having sex outdoors to spy on them).

Often people arrange to meet in car parks and lay-bys, often in quiet country roads, after dark – see within for dogging photos. Flashing car headlights and flicking the interior car lights on and off are common signs that the people in the car are doggers.



In the UK, dogging started to become popular from the 1980s onwards. In 2003, the BBC reported on the growing popularity of dogging, with the internet and text messaging being common means of organising dogging meets. In 2009, the film Dogging: A Love Story was released. There is lots of evidence that dogging is increasingly popular in many other parts of the world, including the US.

There are several websites specialising in dogging. One website advises doggers to bring “wet wipes, deodorant, tissues, mouth wash, KY jelly, disposable gloves, condoms, a blanket and warm clothing”, plus “the directions to the place”, when dogging! As well as giving advice on personal hygiene, the website offers advice on personal safety suggesting that doggers put “personal belongings like your wallet and cell phone away in the glove box”.

In the UK, doggers can be prosecuted under the Public Order Act 1986 and Sexual Offences Act 2003 and for the common law offence of outraging public decency, though prosecutions are rare.

Stan Collymore, the former England footballer, has confessed to dogging after being caught by two undercover reporters from The Sun newspaper. The footballer said: "What I have done is disgusting and I'm so ashamed, but I'm only human. I can only beg for forgiveness. Over the last couple of years I have been to dogging sites maybe a dozen to 15 times, and yes I have taken part and had sex during them.” Collymore was caught dogging in Cannock Chase near his Staffordshire home. He was not prosecuted but his television career as a football pundit took a (temporary) nosedive.

Have you been dogging?
Would you like to go dogging?
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