A FINGER RING  

spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
29264 posts
11/20/2021 6:57 am
A FINGER RING



There are rings for ears, which we always call earrings; also there are toe rings, eyebrow rings, nose rings, belly button rings, tongue rings, nipple rings, clit rings and cock rings. But for rings that we wear on our fingers, we just say rings, never fingerrings!

If we did, just imagine how awkward the vow taken at a marriage would be. With this fingerring, I, John Jones, thee wed you, Lucy Lee!

Or how uncomfortable it would be for a woman just engaged visiting her parents to tell them of her engagement. Mum, Dad, Lucy here ... I am now engaged to John, who has just given me an incredible fingerring!

Or what the father of John would say just before he proposes to Lucy. John, you make sure you give Lucy a good fingerring. I gave your mother the same fingerring that your grandfather gave your grandmother!

That is why rings for fingers are not called fingerrings!


Do you wear any rings on your body?
If so, what rings have you got, and where do you wear them?


I do not wear any rings, not even a wedding ring.

I have always wanted my partners to get a nipple ring and a clit ring, but they have never been persuaded to get pierced in those places. Even when I have pointed out that it is only the same as getting their ears pierced, they have remained unconvinced.

I cannot take any credit for this post. The joke about fingerrings is lifted from Celia Pacquola, a very funny Australian comedian.

And the two photos are the fingerrings that Prince William and Prince Harry gave to Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle; clearly the Duchess of Cambridge got a bigger fingerring than the Duchess of Sussex!




spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40662 posts
11/20/2021 6:59 am

Iā€™m finding it slightly difficult writing blog posts without using an apostrophe. In my comments to blog posts, I can be a rebel and throw in as many apostrophes as I like!


author51 59F  
129397 posts
11/20/2021 9:03 am

I would love a fingering right now but not one that fits o n fingers.lol. That was too funny Hun.. As for nipple rings and clit rings, when I wanted to get earrings and have my ears pierced, my Dad always said, "If God wanted any part of your body pierced, you would have been born that way."

I have heard way too many horror stories of tongues getting caught on both nipple and clit rings t o ever get them. I have felt the pain of having earings ripped off with fingers actually...lol. Fingers without any rings on.lol.
No rings on my fingers, nor anywhere else on my body except my ears. The week after I moved out of my Dad's house, I got my ears pierced..lol. That is where it stops...xoxo

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1seeking1 56F
3769 posts
11/20/2021 9:06 am

Thanks for sharing, and yes that would sound awkward. Yes I have rings for my fingers, stopped wearing them when pandemic started, all the hand sanitizers, handwashing and wearing of gloves. Yes I have one ear piercing, was forced on me at age 13, the right ear piercing was very painful, it is crooked, can only wear 18 karat gold or higher and 43 years still gets sore at times. No way would I pierce nipple or clit.. is your penies pierced?


lok4fun500 111M  
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11/20/2021 9:52 am

I wear a ring on my left hand on finger next to pinky finger (wedding ring)
I have another ring I had made from my 35year pin from my employer but rarely wear it as it is almost as big and heavy as a pro sport winning team ring.




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Leegs2012 49M  
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11/20/2021 10:44 am

Nice post!


Tmptrzz 59F  
106362 posts
11/20/2021 11:38 am

I have many rings but I only wear too unless I am going out then all fingers are usually covered in rings that my children and hubby has given to me. Usually I only wear my wedding ring, and my anniversary band ring.

I hope you enjoy a great weekend..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Only_one_14 52F
4351 posts
11/20/2021 11:43 am

Iā€™d like to be fingeringed! Deep inside- just saying.

A Man who knows how to use his tongue is extremely useful!


Paulxx001 64M  
22487 posts
11/20/2021 11:55 am

I've got a gold stud earing ā€” left ear. šŸ‘ˆ.
And I used to wear a ring šŸ’ on my hand šŸ–ļø but people were confused šŸ˜• about my status, so I took it off. I liked it though.

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citizen4722 64M  
74280 posts
11/20/2021 1:08 pm

I don't wear any rings, so there's no fingering going on


smartasswoman 64F  
35774 posts
11/20/2021 1:49 pm

Props for giving credit on the joke, that tends to be kinda rare around here (and it was funny).

Most of my collection of rings no longer fit because of my knuckles getting larger (I suppose that's a sign that arthritis might be on the way, but I'm not feeling any discomfort so far). I should either make a project of resizing them all, or try to give them away to nieces. A couple of them have sentimental value, my grandma's and my mom's engagement rings.


gspotfinderyyc 57M
23 posts
11/20/2021 3:42 pm

No rings here either - more due to working around high voltage and rotating parts... one can kill you, the other de-glove a finger


Vegeta511111 36M
24 posts
11/20/2021 7:37 pm

Ha good one


PonyGirl1965 56F
21577 posts
11/20/2021 9:18 pm

I don't wear any jewelry when I'm home working. When we're going somewhere I wear my wedding ring. Years ago I wore 2-3 other rings but I just stopped.


secret_lade 47F
9048 posts
11/21/2021 12:06 am

My ears are pierced but I hardly ever wear earrings anymore.... Or any jewelry for that matter. I used to wear it all the time but got out of the habit.


pal334 67M  
45608 posts
11/21/2021 6:52 am

I am a non jewelry guy. Due to safety ,while in the military I never could wear anything. Only my watch and my Identity tags. Now that I am retired, I carry on. We did of course by the wedding band for me and it is safely secure

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spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40662 posts
11/21/2021 1:15 pm

    Quoting author51:
    I would love a fingering right now but not one that fits o n fingers.lol. That was too funny Hun.. As for nipple rings and clit rings, when I wanted to get earrings and have my ears pierced, my Dad always said, "If God wanted any part of your body pierced, you would have been born that way."

    I have heard way too many horror stories of tongues getting caught on both nipple and clit rings t o ever get them. I have felt the pain of having earings ripped off with fingers actually...lol. Fingers without any rings on.lol.
    No rings on my fingers, nor anywhere else on my body except my ears. The week after I moved out of my Dad's house, I got my ears pierced..lol. That is where it stops...xoxo
I too have heard horror stories of piercings gone wrong and piercings getting in the way, two of many reasons why I haven't got pierced.
But I hope you get a good fingerring very soon!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40662 posts
11/21/2021 1:19 pm

    Quoting 1seeking1:
    Thanks for sharing, and yes that would sound awkward. Yes I have rings for my fingers, stopped wearing them when pandemic started, all the hand sanitizers, handwashing and wearing of gloves. Yes I have one ear piercing, was forced on me at age 13, the right ear piercing was very painful, it is crooked, can only wear 18 karat gold or higher and 43 years still gets sore at times. No way would I pierce nipple or clit.. is your penies pierced?
My penis is not pierced, but if my partner wanted my penis pierced I'd seriously condider it and then decide not to do it!
You make a fair point. But I do things that my partner have asked me to do that they would never do.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40662 posts
11/21/2021 1:21 pm

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    I wear a ring on my left hand on finger next to pinky finger (wedding ring)
    I have another ring I had made from my 35year pin from my employer but rarely wear it as it is almost as big and heavy as a pro sport winning team ring.
I love the term, pinky finger.
That was one ring you got from your employer!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40662 posts
11/21/2021 1:22 pm

Many thanks for your kind words, and I hope you've given and even taken some good fingerrings!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40662 posts
11/21/2021 1:25 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    I have many rings but I only wear too unless I am going out then all fingers are usually covered in rings that my children and hubby has given to me. Usually I only wear my wedding ring, and my anniversary band ring.

    I hope you enjoy a great weekend..
That's at least two good fingerrings you've had!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40662 posts
11/21/2021 1:27 pm

    Quoting Only_one_14:
    Iā€™d like to be fingeringed! Deep inside- just saying.
I'm sure there's a lot of men here who'd like to give you a good fingerring ... I would but my fingers aren't quite long enough to reach across the Atlantic Ocean!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40662 posts
11/21/2021 2:18 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I've got a gold stud earing ā€” left ear. šŸ‘ˆ.
    And I used to wear a ring šŸ’ on my hand šŸ–ļø but people were confused šŸ˜• about my status, so I took it off. I liked it though.
I've heard that where a man wears a ring on his fingers gives out certain signals, whether married or gay and, if gay, top or bottom. But, apart from married, I never quite accepted wht was said to me. Maybe I'm wrong.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40662 posts
11/22/2021 3:07 am

    Quoting citizen4722:
    I don't wear any rings, so there's no fingering going on
You need tive someone a finger ring soon!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40662 posts
11/22/2021 3:09 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Props for giving credit on the joke, that tends to be kinda rare around here (and it was funny).

    Most of my collection of rings no longer fit because of my knuckles getting larger (I suppose that's a sign that arthritis might be on the way, but I'm not feeling any discomfort so far). I should either make a project of resizing them all, or try to give them away to nieces. A couple of them have sentimental value, my grandma's and my mom's engagement rings.
Celia Pacquola tells the joke far better than I can write it. Her sketches are on YouTube.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40662 posts
11/22/2021 3:10 am

    Quoting gspotfinderyyc:
    No rings here either - more due to working around high voltage and rotating parts... one can kill you, the other de-glove a finger
I can well understand why you don't wear a ring. I never knew a finger ring can be so dangerous!
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40662 posts
11/22/2021 3:11 am

I'm pleased you liked the finger ring joke.
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
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11/22/2021 3:12 am

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    I don't wear any jewelry when I'm home working. When we're going somewhere I wear my wedding ring. Years ago I wore 2-3 other rings but I just stopped.
People aften ask me why I don't have a wedding ring; it's not because I'm trying to suggest I'm single, it's simply because because I'm not keen on wearing jewellery.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40662 posts
11/22/2021 3:13 am

    Quoting secret_lade:
    My ears are pierced but I hardly ever wear earrings anymore.... Or any jewelry for that matter. I used to wear it all the time but got out of the habit.
In my youth, I used to wear bangles but I grew out of that.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40662 posts
11/22/2021 3:15 am

    Quoting pal334:
    I am a non jewelry guy. Due to safety ,while in the military I never could wear anything. Only my watch and my Identity tags. Now that I am retired, I carry on. We did of course by the wedding band for me and it is safely secure
I do wear a watch when going out. Though watches aren't so much worn today as everyone has a mobile phone. But I can tell the time quicker looking at my watch than getting my mobile out!


scoupe42 58M  
13040 posts
11/27/2021 12:26 pm

I knew very attractive women, that wore rings just to keep the hounds away! They was single.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40662 posts
11/28/2021 3:04 am

    Quoting scoupe42:
    I knew very attractive women, that wore rings just to keep the hounds away! They was single.
That's a good strategy for women to ward off unwanteed male advances, though I'm sure some men would ignore the signals!


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