HOW BABIES ARE MADE  

spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
29149 posts
11/8/2021 12:30 pm
HOW BABIES ARE MADE



I’ve never been properly told how babies are made. No one has bothered to tell me the so-called facts of life. Perhaps this explains why I have no .

When I was at school, aged about 11, I believed that a woman had to drink a man’s pee to make a baby. My friends soon told me that this was rubbish but they didn’t tell me how a baby is made - perhaps they didn’t know!

One friend even told me that making a baby is like putting a plug in a socket. Metaphorically, this is quite good but it didn’t exactly make me want to have a baby when I grew up - why would I want to electrocute myself to have a baby?!

My school never gave instruction on how babies are made. The closest my school got to sex education was in biology. But these lessons only taught me how plants reproduce through pollination. This wasn’t much help to me as I didn’t have a stamen that could pollinate a pistil’s stigma.

When rummaging around my parents’ bedroom, in my early teens, I found a book on the facts of life, as well as an opened packet of condoms. But my parents never got round to tell me how babies are made - perhaps the book was for them!


When and how did you find out how babies are made?
Have you explained to how babies are made? If so, how did it go?


Reading the Bible about the Virgin Mary and her Immaculate Conception didn’t help in my quest to find out how babies are made. I’ve tried immaculate sex for a long time and no baby has ever appeared!

It was only in my later years at school that I found out how to make a baby. Porn magazines helped me in this quest. But these magazines never featured babies on their pages, so there was still some mystery how a baby is made.




spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40529 posts
11/8/2021 12:31 pm

I have no kids so there’s never been a time when I’ve had to field any questions about babies. But if I did have kids, I’d like to think I’d just tell them straight. Cock in pussy, baby out of pussy!


Leegs2012 49M  
92257 posts
11/8/2021 1:04 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    I have no kids so there’s never been a time when I’ve had to field any questions about babies. But if I did have kids, I’d like to think I’d just tell them straight. Cock in pussy, baby out of pussy!
Very direct, I love it!!


Tmptrzz 59F  
106181 posts
11/8/2021 1:12 pm

You know your not alone for some reason in our generation many of our parents never told us where babies come from. We had to learn on our own.

When and how did you find out how babies are made? We had a Family Living class at our High School where we learned about how to make babies and other important life things.

Have you explained to children how babies are made? If so, how did it go? Yes I did explain the facts of life to my kids, and they did very well I have to say.

I hope your Monday is a great start to your week..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


citizen4722 64M  
74187 posts
11/8/2021 2:00 pm

Men don't get electrocuted but they do get a nasty shock when they find out they're going to be a daddy!


scoupe42 58M  
13025 posts
11/8/2021 3:20 pm

Back n the day, there wasn't must information and the adult didn't know the words to say. I just asked the older kid how was getting sex at 11, he knew! He said, babies are created from FUCKING and he was right!


lok4fun500 111M  
51603 posts
11/8/2021 4:14 pm

don't the stork bring the babies?




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superbjversion2 66F
24138 posts
11/8/2021 5:17 pm

My mother made sure I was very well informed about menstruation. However, she never told me about sex. I don't remember when I learned ... I'm sure I read it some where. I read a lot. I do remember when I realized, at age 14, that sex was done on purpose! Until then, I assumed the baby making process was done accidentally while the parents slept.

I have a daughter ... I made sure she knew how NOT to get pregnant!

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


positively4you 72F  
4572 posts
11/8/2021 5:32 pm

I am on the playground around age 10 I think and a kid yells the word “fuck”. The kids all start going on about that word. I didnt get it. I asked a friend there what it meant. She whispers in my ear, it is when a man puts his thing in a woman’s hole and pees and it makes a baby. I was mortified. Grossed out beyond anything. Then when I heard of cum a bit later and about oral with swallowing, I was done. Scarred for life.😱


agelesssexylegs 78F
1116 posts
11/8/2021 7:28 pm

Grew up in a generation where you had to learn from your friends there was no sex education in school but the practicals were fun though sadly i was not able to have my own children due to a rather bad back street abortion


G000dbuddy 34M  
1570 posts
11/8/2021 9:44 pm



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author51 59F  
129071 posts
11/8/2021 11:00 pm

Being the youngest in a family has it's pros as it was my oldest sister who told me about the facts of life. Thanks for making me smile with this post Hun.xoxo

You can never have enough JOY in your life..xoxo

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PonyGirl1965 56F
21450 posts
11/8/2021 11:50 pm

I think I learned about baby making from books. Then my brothers Hustler magazines.
I taught all 4 kids how babies are made as well as menstruation and birth control. They would have preferred I skip it, LOL.


smartasswoman 64F  
35753 posts
11/9/2021 7:31 am

I have zero memory of learning about it, so god only knows when and how I found out. I do remember in fourth or fifth grade, the boys in the class were ushered out and the girls watched a dorky movie about menstruation - sponsored by Kimberly Clark of course! Somehow the movie managed to explain female anatomy in detail without ever addressing the sex part of the deal.

I wonder what the boys did while we were watching that movie? Learned about nocturnal emissions?


Paulxx001 64M  
22489 posts
11/9/2021 9:02 am

When I was eight my best friend — next door — borrowed his older brother's deck of well illustrated playing cards; we filled in the blanks. 😮 ❗ ❗


secret_lade 47F
9015 posts
11/10/2021 3:09 am

I first got the talk when I was about 7 and my mother was experiencing some emotional issues. All it managed to do was scare me. The second talk I received was when I was in 7th grade and had started my period. This talk, even worse, as it was merely a veiled threat that if I had sex I would now get pregnant and she shoved a box of pads at me.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40529 posts
11/10/2021 4:02 am

When it comes to making babies, it's sometimes best to be direct!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40529 posts
11/10/2021 4:03 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    You know your not alone for some reason in our generation many of our parents never told us where babies come from. We had to learn on our own.

    When and how did you find out how babies are made? We had a Family Living class at our High School where we learned about how to make babies and other important life things.

    Have you explained to children how babies are made? If so, how did it go? Yes I did explain the facts of life to my kids, and they did very well I have to say.

    I hope your Monday is a great start to your week..
Given how reluctant parents were to tell their children how babies are made, it's amazing that they ever get to have grandchildren!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40529 posts
11/10/2021 4:04 am

    Quoting  :

Rabbits on life support sounds expensive!
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spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40529 posts
11/10/2021 4:05 am

    Quoting citizen4722:
    Men don't get electrocuted but they do get a nasty shock when they find out they're going to be a daddy!
I often count my blessings not having children; I had money to spend on myself!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40529 posts
11/10/2021 4:06 am

    Quoting scoupe42:
    Back n the day, there wasn't must information and the adult didn't know the words to say. I just asked the older kid how was getting sex at 11, he knew! He said, babies are created from FUCKING and he was right!
It seems kids are learning about sex and babies much younger nowadays.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40529 posts
11/10/2021 4:07 am

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    don't the stork bring the babies?
That explains why I've no kids. There's no storks where I live!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40529 posts
11/10/2021 4:09 am

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    My mother made sure I was very well informed about menstruation. However, she never told me about sex. I don't remember when I learned ... I'm sure I read it some where. I read a lot. I do remember when I realized, at age 14, that sex was done on purpose! Until then, I assumed the baby making process was done accidentally while the parents slept.

    I have a daughter ... I made sure she knew how NOT to get pregnant!
That's funny you thinking babies were accidents of the sleepy night. No one would to get any sleep!


pal334 67M  
45541 posts
11/10/2021 5:34 am

I really don't recall how. But it was fun researching . Mom did it all, a great lady and my military travel helped

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spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40529 posts
11/10/2021 10:49 am

    Quoting positively4you:
    I am on the playground around age 10 I think and a kid yells the word “fuck”. The kids all start going on about that word. I didnt get it. I asked a friend there what it meant. She whispers in my ear, it is when a man puts his thing in a woman’s hole and pees and it makes a baby. I was mortified. Grossed out beyond anything. Then when I heard of cum a bit later and about oral with swallowing, I was done. Scarred for life.😱
Like you, I thought making babies involved peeing. That explains why I'm not into watersports as i never wanted babies!
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40529 posts
11/10/2021 10:50 am

    Quoting agelesssexylegs:
    Grew up in a generation where you had to learn from your friends there was no sex education in school but the practicals were fun though sadly i was not able to have my own children due to a rather bad back street abortion
Being childless does have its advantages like more money to spend on oneself!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40529 posts
11/10/2021 10:50 am

Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40529 posts
11/10/2021 10:52 am

    Quoting author51:
    Being the youngest in a family has it's pros as it was my oldest sister who told me about the facts of life. Thanks for making me smile with this post Hun.xoxo
I was the oldest brother, so I had no older siblings to tell me the facts of life. I didn't tell my younger brother the facts of life and he went on to father three kids. It's probably a good job I didn't tell him!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40529 posts
11/10/2021 11:39 am

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    I think I learned about baby making from books. Then my brothers Hustler magazines.
    I taught all 4 kids how babies are made as well as menstruation and birth control. They would have preferred I skip it, LOL.
Learning how to make babies from Hustler sounds the best way. I hope you gave your four kids a copy of Hustler!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40529 posts
11/10/2021 11:43 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    I have zero memory of learning about it, so god only knows when and how I found out. I do remember in fourth or fifth grade, the boys in the class were ushered out and the girls watched a dorky movie about menstruation - sponsored by Kimberly Clark of course! Somehow the movie managed to explain female anatomy in detail without ever addressing the sex part of the deal.

    I wonder what the boys did while we were watching that movie? Learned about nocturnal emissions?
Other animals, presumably, aren't told how to have sex and they get by fine, but then again they don't have films, books or the internet.
It would have been good if the boys in your class also saw the menstruation film.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40529 posts
11/10/2021 11:44 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    When I was eight my best friend — next door — borrowed his older brother's deck of well illustrated playing cards; we filled in the blanks. 😮 ❗ ❗
Those cards must have been good, though perhaps they fired blanks! Oh no, another metaphor!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40529 posts
11/10/2021 11:45 am

    Quoting  :

Your biology teacher was clearly in the wrong job!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40529 posts
11/10/2021 11:46 am

    Quoting secret_lade:
    I first got the talk when I was about 7 and my mother was experiencing some emotional issues. All it managed to do was scare me. The second talk I received was when I was in 7th grade and had started my period. This talk, even worse, as it was merely a veiled threat that if I had sex I would now get pregnant and she shoved a box of pads at me.
Perhaps it's best we're not told the facts of life. Other animals don't get told and they seem to get by fine.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40529 posts
11/10/2021 11:47 am

    Quoting pal334:
    I really don't recall how. But it was fun researching . Mom did it all, a great lady and my military travel helped
Military travel seems to have helped you a lot in life. I would love to read a post about your military travels.


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