Sexy, friendly, sarcastic, attractive, high drive, DDF, HWP couple seeks similar. Sex with one another is fun af. It’s always spectacular, and we hope we can get a couple or single that can keep up. Couples, single women, and single men only. No cheaters, no cross dressers, no people out of our age range, no people old enough to be our parents, and definitely no people from nowhere near us. We have busy lives. Our only possible NIGHTS to play are Fridays and Saturdays. That’s it! We always get moronic guys acting like we can just drop what we’re doing on a school night to drive to Spring and play, or they think they’ll drive here. Don’t you have lives? lol. We don’t operate that way. We always meet first over dinner and chat, get a feel for you, and reach a decision by the end of the evening. We’ve done a threesome before. It wasn’t all that, but it’s not the end of the world. Wife is a handful in bed. Hot legs, sexy feet, toes and hands, pert nose, round, perky boobs with raspberry nipples, vocal when pleased properly, lots of body language, no words, loves dirty talk, curls her feet when she climaxes, explodes like a bursting dam when you hit the right button enough times, writhes and arches her back and moans, and throws in a few surprises as well as following good direction. Me? Average size, more of a dominant than anything else, great mind reader, excellent oral skills, and have mastered the art of effing around. Why we can’t meet any couples or singles here who have similar skills, I have no earthly idea. Tired of the people who get intimidated by us when we meet, and have nothing to offer. I’m not arrogant or an a-hole; just being upfront. Otherwise, I’m a joy to be around and so is my beautiful wife. We don’t get into pain, degradation and abuse. That shit is kinda sick! If that’s your thing, then keep it up yourselves. We want no part in it or of it. There’s more to tell, but we’re not gonna go into it here. Interested? Hit us up with an email.

My Ideal Person We’d like to find a great, outgoing couple beaming with confidence and with some reasonable experience. Too much experience is super questionable. lol.

Singles must be single. No cheaters.

Don’t live far away and don’t be traveling through town. Also, do not be young enough to be our kid, or old enough to be our parents.

Have a great personality and actually be attractive. Have you been told you’re attractive? Do you have to fight off people with a stick because you’re all that and a bag of chips? Basically, don’t be ugly and do look physically incompatible with us. At times, it’s a stretch to find that on here, but it’s always worth a try.

The down and dirty of it is we haven’t found anyone here worth a damn. The guys are ugly af. Every single one of them here has a beard and mustache and a bald head, and those are just the guys under forty. They all look older than they say they are, and have about as much in the manners and etiquette departments as a feral animal. The guys here are always available because they’re desperate, but then again, have you seen what they look like? It’s no wonder they can’t get any from their wives. Oops.

Couples are mostly flakes and prima donnas. These people often ride a horse so high that it’s a wonder it’s back can support the blubber. Is anyone here in average to great shape? Besides that, why are there zero people offering full participation? It's always only the husband who does all the talking when we meet people. These men in these couples love to offer themselves up, but never mention their wives unless I press them to talk about their significant others. None of the wives who their hubbies claim are bisexual are truly bisexual. It’s a ploy. The only reason they put that is to get more hits on their profiles. On top of all that, none of them live anywhere near us! lol. Those that do live close by say they're afraid we'll bump into one another at the store. That's really a worry? just be nice and say hello, chat for a second, and part ways. Nobody else at Target will suspect we swapped wives. That's the kind of shit we get from people on here. Jeez!