[B][U]We Verify And Vet ALL Potential Playmates[/U][/B] This means we screen and ensure that you are who you say you are and we've ensured that we've taken steps to protect our safety before playing with you. If you expect a response to "Hey - meet me in an hour at location A" then you've messaged the wrong kinksters. Don't waste our time and we won't waste yours. [B][U]They/Them[/U][/B] are a committed, kinky, hedonistic, and sexually-fluid couple seeking companions to join them while they pursue a gratifying fetish-filled adventures. Anyone that is capable of helping in the pursuit of the following dastardly deeds go to the front of the line. Their ultimate fantasy is the unicorn of kink - a single, submissive, d/s slave that they can grow and mold into a multi-faceted partner that will enjoy the fruits of a life-changing relationship that exists in worshiping the desires and needs of the others. [B][U]Him/He[/U][/B] is a dominant, strongly-opinionated, and logic-driven kinkster that enjoys voyeurism more than being directly involved in the main event. He typically oversees the play, ensures protocol and safety issues while filming and photographing the action. His ultimate fantasies include 1) watching her dutifully and submissively suck, fuck, and groan her way through one large dark cock, after another, with every orifice until her legs buckle. 2) enjoying the sight of watching her submit to strangers in public places and being forced to take whatever they dish out. 3) watching her struggle against her limitations and approach truckers while embracing her younger inner slut and allowing herself to be their plaything. 4) watching her take load after load of come from random men who want to breed her like the bitch in heat he knows she is. A dominant black man whose kinky skill-set involves actual BDSM that knows how to respectfully but forcefully bring her to knees is his dream come true. [B][U]She/Her[/U][/B] is a switch with submissive tendencies that is driven by a need to serve and please others while she soaks up the receiving end of attention, desire, and lust while simultaneously knowing that she's holding the power of a man's cock at her mercy. Her ultimate fantasies include 1) wielding a paddle, strap-on, and a ball-gag on a young, nubile, and slightly terrified who wants nothing more than to please mommy dearest whatever it takes. 2) a semi-lit adult theater or rest -stop where after she's been fervently fucked she's gathered around and her body used as a canvas to become a masterpiece of hot, creamy, sticky semen. 3) to be bound, gagged, and blind-folded while so many cocks fuck her mercilessly one after another in her raw, numb, and sensitive pussy that she loses count. 4) to be dominated by a black man with a large, thick, and lengthy cock who fills her engorged cunt with his impregnating seed and teaches her the true meaning of what it means to be a black-owned queen of spade.

My Ideal Person We're going to buck the trend by listing what we don't, under any circumstances, desire in our companions. Please understand that while we can sympathize with many on this list (and use to be counted among their ranks) we will not negotiate our terms. If you find yourself on this list, please do not contact us. You will be rejected.

Please excuse the curtness of this section. We're choosing to save everyone a lot of time and frustration instead of using this as an opportunity to show off our playful natures.

Alcoholics
If you want to drink, casually or otherwise, do it on your time and not ours - that includes prior to an encounter.

Cheaters
If you cheat on your partner(s) then you're not a trustworthy person. We're not here to enable you, or to place ourselves in the path of your disloyalty.

Drug Addicts
The things we do, as kinksters, can be dangerous and life-threatening especially when practiced while under the influence of mind-altering substances. If you use or deal drugs we want nothing to do with you.

Gangbangers
Any one who thinks the "Thug-Life" is something to view with pride doesn't share the same goals in life that we do.

Homophobes
If you take issue with anything outside of heterosexuality then we're not a good match for you. You're not going to catch "the gay" from being in the same room with another man performing, or from your ball-sack touching theirs.

Liars
Whatever you're lying about probably isn't something that we're going to care about, but if it is (like being someone guilty of the behaviors on this list) you shouldn't be lying about it in the first place. There's plenty of people out there who will accept things which we won't - just go find them.

Racists
We're not racists. If you are then kindly kick rocks.

Smokers
If you smoke please respect our rights to not be exposed to it. Please take it outside or wait to smoke until you're no longer around us. Also, mints and body spray will be appreciated.

STDI Carrier
We intend to stay STDI (sexually transmitted disease/infection) negative by practicing safer sex (which includes condoms and dental dams), and expect our partners to do the same. While negative test results are helpful (and will increase your chances of meeting us), we will not use them to verify your STDI status. Those results do not offer a "thirty day money back" guarantee despite having little shipping and handling cost.

Uncategorized
We're probably being naive in thinking that people will be as honest about their personality flaws as we are, but just in the off-chance that you are, please apply the following (examples will be provided upon request) flaws to our list of negative qualities.

Disrespectful, Impatient, Inconsiderate, Intolerant, Rude, Selfish

Whew! That's all folks. If you're still with us after that list, you're the cream of the crop.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Cross Dressing, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Fisting, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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