My name is Matt and I spend the majority of my time attempting to appear cool so other people like me, with varying degrees of success. I am a writer. My hobbies include wearing strange clothes to CostCo in the middle of the day, eating food, taking naps, and working out. I drive around in a garishly painted green mustang with a picture of 2Pac Shakur while listening to Credence Clearwater Revival on a tinny AM/FM stereo. I like people and romantic things such as the Twilight film franchise though I think it could use some work polishing.

My Ideal Person ... would be social but not a party animal, look cute in pigtails, and despise nascar